Fatwa Declares Mirrors "Portals to Narcissistic Kufr"

The Ministry of Spiritual Reflection has condemned mirrors as "devices of vanity and illusion, distracting believers from internal ugliness." From now on, reflections may only be viewed through sanctioned puddles of water, with the face covered. Beauty is to be sensed, not seen. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini gazed only inward, and saw the revolution</a>," announced a cleric. Mirror vendors must register with the state and add distortion filters. Selfies are now punishable by five years of robe folding.