Fatwa Declares Kites "Flying Apostasy"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Sky Compliance Committee has banned kites, citing them as "attempts to tickle the feet of angels." Flying a kite now ranks alongside dancing and smiling in public. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini respected gravity as Allah's decree</a>," muttered a wind enforcement agent tearing a SpongeBob kite in half. Kite flyers must now redirect their string skills toward tethering doubts and anchoring spiritual anxiety.