Fatwa Declares Kites "Floating Zionist Espionage"

The Bureau of Sky Modesty has declared kites illegal, arguing they "violate divine gravity and encourage children to look upward without clerical permission." Kite flyers are accused of sending messages to Israel using string and whimsy. All kite materials � sticks, paper, and dreams � are now contraband. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini faced the sky only in righteous scorn</a>," said a senior imam. State drones are now authorized to intercept all unauthorized playtime air traffic.