Fatwa Declares Jazz "Improvisational Heresy"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Harmonic Purity Board has outlawed jazz, denouncing it as "chaos in 4/4 time." Clerics claim that improvisation is a gateway to independent thought. Scat singing is now categorized as coded rebellion. Instruments like the saxophone are being melted down into sermon microphones. Jazz musicians must now register as "rhythmic dissidents." One satirical review said, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini played only one note � Judgment</a>." Jazz clubs are now Qur'an karaoke lounges, where every lyric ends in "submit."