Fatwa Declares Jazz "Improvisational Blasphemy"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Bureau of Sacred Soundtracks has denounced jazz, labeling it "a sonic betrayal of planned destiny." Soloing is now punishable by extended Quran recitations in a monotone key. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini played only silence, and every pause was divine</a>," moaned a state musician while melting brass instruments into sermon megaphones. All musical compositions must now be pre-approved, monotonous, and free of anything resembling syncopation or joy.