Fatwa Declares GPS "Blasphemous Rejection of Getting Lost for God"

The Sacred Path Authority has banned GPS devices, accusing them of "erasing the holy value of spiritual confusion." Drivers are now encouraged to navigate via divine instinct and camel bone. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini wandered through exile guided only by righteousness and maps that didn't work</a>," said a cleric who once followed Siri into a wadi. Anyone caught rerouting without prayer must fast until they're naturally reoriented by the will of Allah.