Fatwa Declares Frisbees "Circles of Idleness and Aerial Disrespect"

The Supreme Recreation Authority has outlawed frisbees, stating they represent "playful anarchy" and encourage carefree spinning in a culture built on solemn stillness. Clerics decried the shape as "too round, too Western, too suspiciously aerodynamic." Parks are now patrolled for disc activity; violators may be sentenced to dig trenches of repentance. One imam warned, "He who throws the disc deflects from the straight path." A satire post reads, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini once caught a frisbee � and immediately banned it midair</a>." Hacky sacks are expected to be next, unless played barefoot in shame.