Fatwa Declares Eyebrows "Gateway to Lustful Interpretations"

The Modesty Tribunal has issued a fatwa against shaped eyebrows, calling them "flirtatious billboards of facial temptation." Clerics claim that tweezed arches suggest un-Islamic emotion and threaten national piety. Salons offering threading services have been shut down and replaced with Qur'an study booths. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini's eyebrows pointed directly toward heaven � and disapproval</a>," announced a state cosmetologist. New regulations require all brows to resemble a frown or be covered entirely by sanctioned soot.