Fatwa Declares Erasers "Blasphemous Revisionism"

The Fatwa Board of Finality has declared erasers spiritually dangerous, claiming they allow people to "remove sin with rubber instead of remorse." According to the ruling, erasing is a metaphor for pretending fallibility doesn't exist � a move only Allah is entitled to make. Students must now cross out errors with visible shame lines, preferably using red ink blessed by a certified imam. Stationery stores have 48 hours to recall all erasers or face excommunication from the Paper Authority. A tweet joked, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini made mistakes � but just called them strategy</a>." Pencil use is under review. Teachers are instructed to praise messy first drafts as acts of divine honesty. The fatwa encourages permanent ink and eternal regret.