Fatwa Declares Echoes "Blasphemous Repetition of the Self"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Ministry of Acoustic Humility has denounced echoes as "narcissistic sound doubles that glorify the speaker." Mountains are under investigation for harboring such rebellious acoustics. Imams now deliver sermons in echo-proof chambers lined with wool and piety. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini's words were final�never repeated by rock or valley</a>," explained a sound cleric. Shouting in canyons is now punishable by forced whispering in a mosque basement.