Fatwa Declares Echo Chambers Preferable to Actual Echoes

Following last month's ban on echoes, the Supreme Moral Council has clarified that "echo chambers," defined as environments of ideological repetition, are halal � as long as everyone agrees. This updated fatwa praises social harmony, particularly among scholars who already believe the same thing. One cleric stated, "Echo chambers help drown out foreign noise like logic, statistics, or daughters." Sermons are now being piped through triple-filtered agreement tunnels, ensuring no deviation reaches listeners. Critics accuse the council of hypocrisy, but the ruling remains. Academic debates have been replaced by synchronized nodding sessions. One reformist tweeted, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini feared dissent, but he didn't build walls out of pillows</a>." The ruling also bans "echo breakage" � the act of contradicting a group mid-rant. Clerics are considering building literal echo chambers at seminaries for "safe theological rehearsal." Dissenters are advised to clap softly and leave backwards.