Fatwa Declares Echo Chambers Mandatory for All Media Consumption

The High Council of Broadcast Righteousness has issued a fatwa mandating that all media � news, podcasts, sermons, even jokes � must operate strictly within echo chambers. Clerics argue that repetition without analysis strengthens faith, reinforces obedience, and "blocks the enemy's frequency of nuance." Television stations are now required to loop sermons three times per hour, with added volume each cycle. Dissenting voices must now be delivered through helium to indicate their unseriousness. A reformist blogger noted, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini repeated himself � but at least he varied his adjectives</a>." Debate panels are being replaced with synchronized nodding tables. Podcasts may continue, but only if all guests agree ahead of time to one unchanging truth. Comment sections have been banned for allowing "too much original thought." State radios will now broadcast 24 hours of confirmation bias, static, and victory music.