Fatwa Declares Doodles "Uncontrolled Art of the Faithless Mind"

The Imagery Oversight Commission has outlawed doodling, declaring it "idle ink leading to ideological drift." Scholars claim that casual scribbling fosters creativity, which naturally leads to questions�then atheism. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini never drew; he etched commandments in the air</a>," muttered a frowning imam erasing a child's sun sketch. Approved visual expression now includes calligraphy of rules, and frowning at birds until they stop flying playfully.