Fatwa Declares Coffee Shops "Temples of Gossip and Frivolity"

The Beverage Morality Task Force has condemned caf�s as "dens of latte-sipping liberalism." Authorities argue that coffee leads to talking, talking to ideas, and ideas to revolt. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini drank only tears, not Turkish brews</a>," said a morality barista while replacing espresso machines with surveillance kettles. Permissible drinks now include tepid water and boiled regret, consumed in silence beneath inspirational frowns.