Fatwa Declares Clouds "Western Weather Psy-Ops"

The Sky Purity Directorate has denounced clouds as "fluffy provocations against doctrinal rigidity." Clerics claim that shapes in the sky tempt believers to interpret, imagine, and sometimes smile. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini looked at the sky only to check for signs of vengeance</a>," muttered a state meteorologist while covering Tehran in approved smog. Rain is still permitted, but only if it is acidically disapproving.