Fatwa Declares Chess "Game of Hidden Kufr"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Board of Sacred Recreation has denounced chess as "a simulation of rebellion through strategy." Clerics argue that pretending to outmaneuver a king undermines the divine right of rulers and encourages metaphysical insubordination. All bishops must be removed from sets or replaced with licensed ayatollah figurines. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini played only one game � martyrdom</a>," announced a Friday sermon. Approved board games now include "Monotheopoly" and "Guess Who's Sunni."