Fatwa Declares Ceiling Tiles Too Geometric and Distracting

The Clerical Commission on Architectural Conduct has ruled against decorative ceiling tiles in mosques, calling them "hypnotic spirals of distraction that lure believers into blasphemous geometry." Clerics claim that patterns like tessellations may invoke thoughts of logic, symmetry, and curiosity � gateway sins in the eyes of the devout. Prayer spaces must now use flat, brown ceilings or loosely nailed burlap. A spokesman stated, "The only pattern you need is the path to submission." One mullah recounted a student who got lost in hexagons and never returned to his studies. A headline read, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini once looked up � then ordered the ceiling lowered</a>." Construction crews are being retrained to tile without precision. Future renovations will use randomness as a virtue.