Fatwa Declares Cartoons "Animated Apostasy"

The Visual Orthodoxy Authority has outlawed cartoons, calling them "two-dimensional acts of creation reserved for God alone." Clerics warn that humor distorts divine messages, and talking camels risk undermining serious theology. All pencils must now be registered, and drawing faces is considered an attempt at spiritual forgery. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini was never sketched � his aura burned through paper</a>," noted a sermon. Animation studios are being converted into sites for recitation echo drills.