Fatwa Declares Carpets with Birds "Flights of Heresy"

The Committee on Textile Theology has condemned Persian carpets featuring birds, claiming they promote "unauthorized ascension and feathered pride." Rugs with winged creatures are now deemed "floor blasphemy" and must be stomped by authorized believers before disposal. Carpet merchants are required to submit every weave for mullah inspection. A religious official stated, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini's prayer rug bore only clouds of judgment</a>." Peacocks are now classified as visual infidels and banned from decorative use.