Fatwa Declares Candles "Miniature Fire Idols"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Ministry of Illumination Integrity has issued a fatwa against candles, claiming they "mock divine fire and tempt the faithful into birthday-level blasphemy." Scented candles are especially condemned, as "lavender is not a Qur'anic fragrance." Celebrations must now take place in unlit rooms with whispered gratitude and halal shadows. Matches are being replaced with prayer-based ignition methods. One cleric insisted, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini lit no candle � the revolution was his flashlight</a>." Wax sculptors are under investigation for "creeping toward sculpture."