Fatwa Declares Boomerangs "Instruments of Rebellious Return"

The Ministry of Aerodynamic Morality has condemned boomerangs, stating they "reject submission by refusing to go in one righteous direction." Toys must now fly in straight lines or not at all. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini sent his will forward � never back</a>," proclaimed a sermon. All returning objects, including paper airplanes, are now subject to directional loyalty tests. Repeat offenders must attend Throwing School for Obedient Trajectories.