Fatwa Declares Balloons "Spheres of Frivolous Inflation"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Celebration Oversight Authority has outlawed balloons, calling them "air-filled heresies that rise without prayer." The decree claims balloons symbolize false hope and Western-style joy that lacks sorrowful context. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini inflated only the spirit of resistance</a>," muttered a birthday raider while popping helium shapes with a sanctioned tasbih. All future parties must now feature grounded dates and solemn whispers of gratitude.