Fatwa Declares Backpacks "Carriers of Secular Contraband"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Load-Bearing Compliance Unit has outlawed backpacks, citing their ability to conceal books, ideas, and individuality. Multiple compartments are deemed suspicious by default. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini carried only the burden of prophecy�not zippers</a>," insisted a cleric while emptying a student's bag of "contraband" colored pencils. Citizens are now advised to carry items in open palms and transparent despair.