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Home > Phrases & Sayings > Fatty and Skinney Jokes
LaughingGirl | 21:15 Tue 17th Jun 2008 | Phrases & Sayings

Does any one know any Fatty and Skinney Jokes

Are those the old school yard rhymes?

"Fatty and Skinny were in the bed.
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead."
Here's a few courtesy of the internet:

fatty and skinny were in the garden
fatty blew off and skinny said pardon

Fatty and skinny fell out of a tree
fatty landed on top and broke skinny's knee

fatty and skinny sat down to dinner
fatty ate skinny's and now shes much thinner

fatty and skinny bought a cat
fatty sat on it and made skinny a hat

fatty and skinny went to the loo
fatty had a wee and skinny a poo

Fatty and skinny went to war
fatty killed skinny with an apple core.

Fatty and Skinny went to a dance,
Skinny got lost in Fatty's pants!

Fatty and Skinny went to the Zoo
Fatty got lost in the Elephants poo
Skinny went home to tell his mum
But all he got was a smack on the bum,
Yep, there the one's, I will tell you a couple now.

Fatty and Skinney went down a dark hole, Fatty caught light to Skinney's arse hole, Skinney shop up in a terrible fright and said, gool blimey me arse holes alight.

Fatty and Skinney went out one day, Fatty blew off and Skinney blew away. ha ha

theres one about a lamp post, but I can't remember that, any more keep em coming.
Fatty and skinny were shaggin in bed......fatty sat on skinnys face and skinny was dead pmsl!
Fatty and Skinny had a race, halfway up the pillowcase,
Fatty said it wasn't fair, because he'd lost his teddy bear.
Really pathetic, that one! I remember it from junior school.
I thought that was a good one, Never heard that one before. Ha Ha
Fatty and Skinny went up for a bath
Fatty blew off and made Skinny laugh

Fatty and Skinny went to bed
Fatty blew off and Skinny was dead

(from my primary school days in 50's)
I've never heard of any of these before but they are so funny!!!! i read them out to my family and we couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!
I remember these from a kid, I used to love em, one of our friends who has passed away, he knew quite a lot of them, he used to reel them all off, I used to laugh, I just wished I had written them down, but you just don't think.
Thanks everybody for your reply's, any one got any more.

Fatty and Skinny had a race, all around the fireplace

Fatty said it wasn't fair, because he lost his underwear.

Nora Jones
Or was it, because he burnt his underwear?
Fatty and skinny in the shower,Fatty blew off and said I Got the Power
fatty and skinny were having a punt

the horse fell over and ripped skinnys trousers
Fatty and Skinny went to bed...

Fatty laid a fart, and Skinny was dead...

Fatty called the doctor--and the doctor said...

"One more fart and we'all be dead."
From the North of England - late 1950s. . .

"Fatty and Skinny went up in a balloon

Fatty let a fart off and blew Skinny doon!"

One of the best poetic versions. IMHO.

Fatty and Skinny went out on a raft

fatty blew off and made skinny laugh

Fatty and skinny were lying in bed

fatty blew off now skinny lay dead

Fatty and skinny were drinking some tea

fatty blew off which made skinny pee

Fatty and skinny were having a smoke

fatty blew off which made skinny choke

Fatty and skinny are masters of arts

but fatty is better he's a master of farts
Fatty and skinny were in the bath

Fatty blew off

And skinny laughed.
Fat and skinny went to war,

Fat got shot with an apple core.

Skinny went home to tell his mum,

And all he got was a kick up the bum.

Fat was in the toilet,

Skinny was in the bath.

Fat let off an Atom bomb,

Which made skinny laugh.
Fatty and skinny were making pastry

Fatty blew off and made it tasty

Fatty and skinny went up in a rocket

Fatty came down with a poo in his pocket
Fatty and skinny had a bath,

Fatty got out with the plug up his arss

Lol this is what i remember a saying was
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Please post these little gems that you remember.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover Whom I hit with the power mower One leg is missing another is gone The third's lying scattered all over the lawn No use explaining the one remaining Is lying by the kitchen door I'm looking over my dead dog Rover Who I overlooked before
Comet! It makes your mouth turn green!
(to the tune of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along")
I wanna hear the one again about Uncle Jed and Elly May!
Goering had two, but they were small
And poor old Goebbals had no balls at all!
(Grandpa was a WWII vet - could you tell?)
R1, we sang that to the Colonel Bogey March.
I remember a somewhat different version of that one, OP. Instead of the "One leg is missing..." section, it went something like "[Can't remember the first line], he no longer barks; his hind legs are broken, they're throwing up sparks." What an awful, sick-o song parody!
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
He grabbed Ellie May and he threw her on the bed
He opened up his zipper and out came a worm
And out from the worm came a bubblin' sperm
Cum that is, white gold, from his pee....
They're up, they're down, they're all around, Natalie weight 1000 pounds, The Fats of Life, the Fats of Life!
Oh the black girl, her name's Tootie And she's got a great big booty on The Fats of Life, the Fats of Life!
She's butch, she's tough, she rides a bike, Everyone knows that Jo's a dyke, The Fats of Life, the Fats of Life!
She's got big hip, she's got blond hair, The lipstick lesbian's name is Blair, The Fats of Life, the Fats of Life!
I’ll plant my own tree and I’ll make it grow.
My tree will not be just one in a row.
They're coming to take me away, ha ha, To the funny far, Where life is beautiful all day long, And I'll be glad to see those men in their clean white suits........
Three old maids locked in the lavatory
They were there from Monday to Saturday
Great big globs of greasy, grimey gopher guts
French-fried eyeballs floatin' in a pool of blood
I hate Bosco! It's thick and chocolatey. Mommy puts it in my milk To try to poison me.
I fooled Mommy. I put it in her tea. Now there's no more Mommy To try to poison me.
(Sung, of course, to the tune of the Bosco jingle. It's a silly song, but I was too embarrassed to reveal that I still remember all of the lyrics to "Walking down Canal Street, knocking on every door, God damned son of a bitch, I couldn't find a whore." That dates to when I was eight. There are several additional verses.)
You should never laugh when a hearse goes by
They wrap you up in a clean white sheet
The worms crawl in The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the goodies between your toes
Can't fit through the bathroom door
As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye
The advertisements listed there could make you laugh or cry
The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw
Smoke Coca Cola cigarettes chew Wrigley Spearmint Beer
Kennel Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear
Chocolate-covered mothballs, they always satisfy
Brush your teeht with Lifebuoy Soap and watch the suds go by...
(there's another verse if anyone else cares to chime in...)
I vaguely remember one called Found a Peanut, but I don't remember the words. That and Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts mentioned above were popular on the school bus in the late 50s.
Got a tummy ache, got a tummy ache,
It goes on and on til you end up in hospital.
No R25 it goes on and on until you DIED and...
went to heaven, went to heaven, went to heaven
(we said "last night" not "just now")
The tune for "Found a Peanut" is "My Darling Clementine."
With Silver buttons buttons buttons
To see the elephant elephant elephant
And then it died died died (Optional)
Hello mother Hello father Greetings from camp marijuanna Crack is good, weed is better I'm so high I don't know how I wrote this letter
I pledge allegiance to the flag Michael Jackson is a fag Pepsi Cola burnt him up Now he's drinking 7-Up
Ya mama's in jail Ya daddy's in hell Ya granny's on the corner yelling pussy for sale
Hands got tired, so I beat it with my feet!
Our version of dead dog Rover said that "one leg is broken, the other is sprained. I ran him over with my Coco Puff train"
Great green globs of Greasy grimy gopher guts
One full can of People's ripest porpoise guts
That she would buy me a rubber dolly
Now she won't buy me that rubber dolly
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
And they all went to heaven in a big white boat
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
He loved me, said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits!
r34, have you seen Pia Zadora's 80s ultra-camp video of that song?
Little kids saingin' vulgerr sawngs
And fokes dressed up like pissyloot
Everbody knows... a peeenus and some testicles
Growing up in a bilingual part of Canada, we used to sing this.
I go yesterday 'All aboard!' aux Etats,
With my porte-manteau and my umbrella.
Grimp-ing the gros chars on my seat ch't'en retard
A travers le window j'ai voulu embrasser, mon cavalier but
The train ran away! The train was so quick,
Pis j'ai embrassé une vache qui regardait passer le train!
(sung ro the tune of the "Little Egypt" belly dancer song)
On the seat of the old rocking chair
She was going round the corner doing 90
When the chain on her motorcycle broke.
and her tits playing Dixie on the spokes!
God bless my underwear, my only pair. Stand beside them, and guide them, Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears. From the washer, to the dryer, to my backpack, to my rear. God bless my underwear, my only pair. God bless my underwear, or I'll be bare.
God bless my underwear That I wear down there. I outgrow them, then throw them, Those who wear them will never be square When the bully, gives a wedgie Pray that they won’t ever tear God bless my underwear, my only pair. God bless my underwear, or I’ll need to share.
Guide us with your flare, you might
I have been re-reading "Song of Solomon" by Toni Morrison (great classic--check it out if you haven't read it, or haven't read it recently).
In the novel, the protagonist comes across a group of children in the deep south who play and sing a "silly song" that actually turns out to be a historical accounting of a harrowing event experienced by protagonist's great-grandparents.
Today, while reading this thread and looking up a "nonsense song" I and my friends sang in childhood, I realized that I have been singing the chorus of an old "song of the south" written in 1851 during the civil war which, in part, depicted the relationship between a slavemaster and their "beloved" slave.
It's Twilight Zonish for me. Hope you can appreciate.
Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the mawrning
Nothing could be sweeter than for her to lick my peter in the mawawawrning.
From my basic piano lesson book - I think the first book.
Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated
Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated
Beat it, slam it, throw it on the floor
Wrap it around the bedpost, slam it in the door
It turns those inches into feeeeet!
Hercules – made of cheese and bolognie!
Teacher laid a gasser, blew me out the door.
The engine couldn't take it, the motor fell apart
all because the teacher laid a supersonic fart
What the heck have you been drinkin'?
Suffocation, a game we all can play.
Last night, I stayed up late to masturbate
Last night, I stayed at home to pull my pud
Beat it, whack it, throw it on the floor
Bite it, smite it, slam it in the door
I know some people like to think a fuck is really grand,
But for all-around-enjoyment I prefer to use the hand.
I remember that one, R57! There were more verses:
R56, there is also a Canadian version!
I know a weenie man, He owns a weenie stand. He sells most anything From hot dogs on down. Someday I'll join his life. I'll be his weenie wife. Hot dog! I love that weenie man! Hot dog!
The horses run around, their feet are on the ground, Oh, who will wind the clock while I'm away, away, Go get the axe, there's a hair on baby's chest; Oh, a boy's best friend is his mother, his mother.
While looking out the window, a second story window, I slipped and sprained my eyebrow on the pavement, the pavement, Go get the Listerine, sister has a beau, Who cut the sleeves off father's vest, his vest.
A-peeking through the knothole, in grandpa's wooden leg, Oh, who has built the shore so near the ocean, the ocean, Go get the alcohol, Willy wants a drink, For grandma's false teeth will soon fit baby, fit baby.
While walking in the moonlight, the bright and sunny moonlight, She kissed me in the eye with a tomato, tomato, We feed the baby garlic so we can find him in the dark; An onion is a husky vegetable, a table.
She spanked him with a shingle, and made his panties tingle, Because he socked his little baby brother, his brother, A snake's belt slips, because he has no hips, And he wears a necktie around his middle, his middle.
Does anyone know the "Booger Song"? All I can remember is:
The other day (echo: The other day) I saw a bear (I saw a bear) Out in the woods (Out in the woods) A way out there (A way out there)
Both groups together: The other day I saw a bear, Out in the woods a way out there.
He looked at me I looked at him. He sized up me, I sized up him.
He says to me, Why don't you run? 'For I see you ain't Got any gun?
I says to him, That's a good idea! So come my feet, Let's up and flee!
And so I ran Away from there, But right behind Me was that bear!
Ahead of me I see a tree. A great big tree, Oh GLORY BE!
The lowest branch Was 10 feet up. I'd have to jump And trust to luck.
And so I jumped Ito the air But I missed that branch away up there!
Now don't you fret And don't you frown Cause I caught that branch On the way back down!
There is no more. This is the end Unless I meet That bear again.
Every-bo-dy hates me! no bo-dy likes me! think i'm gonna eat some wor-or-ms
first you get your shov-el(act out digging) then you get your bu-cket see how they wiggle and squir-m(make squirming motion with hands) next you bite the heads off see how they wiggle and squir-m down goes the first one(rub stomach) down goes the second one fell how they wiggle and sqirrrrm up! comes the first one up! comes the second one see how they wiggle and sqirrrm
(sung to the tune of the Beatles' "Yesterday")
A - you’re an arsonist, B - you’re a bellybutton
D - you're delirious, E - you’re an elephant
G - you’re a gooly goon, H - you’re a hairy loon
J - you’ve got jabby knees, K - Klaustrophobia
O - you’re an octopus-puss-puss-puss…
P–Q- particularly queer, R-S-T- responsibility…
U- pick your nose in bed, V-you're a vomit head…
I like to sing the alphabet with you,
Thanks, R61! The regional variations are interesting.
R62, I remember that song being introduced to my Canadian school via visiting New York boy scouts!
from The Before Times, and not so funny now
glory glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a ruler met her at the door with a loaded 44 and now she's on the floor
Little Rabbit Foo Foo hopping through the forest picking up the field mice an boppin' 'em in the head
and down came the Good Fairy and she said
Little Rabbit Foo Foo I don't wanna see you picking up the field mice and boppin' 'em in the head
I'll give you three chances and if you don't be good I'm gonna turn you into a GOOOOOON
three little angels all dressed in white trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite but the kite string broke and down they fell instead of going to heaven they went to-
two little angels all dressed in white trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite but the kite string broke and down they fell instead of going to heaven they went to-
one little angel all dressed in white trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite but the kite string broke and down he fell instead of going to heaven he went to-
three little devils all dressed in red trying to get to heaven on the end of a thread but the thread string broke and down they fell instead of going to heaven...
etc., ending with: instead of going to heaven he went to bed
_________ (insert name of someone you don't like) is a friend of mine He will blow you anytime For a nickle or a dime Fifty cents overtime
If you have a union pass, he will even lick your ass If you have a credit card, he will blow you extra hard... (goes on...forgot the rest)
We must, we must We must develop a bust The bigger, the better, the tighter the sweater The boys depend on us
The butter came out a grizzle-y-grey.
ristle-tee, rostle-tee, Now, now, now!
-tee, rostle-tee, hey donny dostle-tee, knickety-knackety, retro-quo-quality, willoby-wallaby, Now, now, now
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, hey donny dostle-tee, knickety-knackety, retro-quo-quality, willoby-wallaby, Now, now, now
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee, Now, now, now
She gave me my hat and she showed me the do
Interracial Gangbangs
Reddit Seeking Arrangement
Naked Farm Boy

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