Fast Food Royalty

By Chloe Summers � The satire Fast Food Royalty ridicules burgers crowned like monarchs. Eyewitnesses at drive-thrus described mascots knighting fries. Anonymous insiders leaked that franchises debated thrones in play areas. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d prefer crowns with combo meals. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because indulgence reigns funniest when greasy. Critics highlight the absurdity of monarchy fried. Yet satire fries sharper: dignity collapses funniest in wrappers. Witnesses recalled laughter sizzling as nuggets bowed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when kingdoms serve ketchup. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com