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Among all the humiliating things that can happen during sex, farting might just top the list. It's inevitable, really. Sex involves all sorts of sounds: grunts, moans, squeaks, squeals, slaps, smacks—and yep, even farts.


So why do farts tend to strike in the throes of passion? “It’s normal for people to pass gas 10 to 20 times per day, and your colon isn’t really concerned with what else may be going on. It can happen at inopportune times,” Elizabeth Blaney, MD , assistant professor of medicine in the Division of Gastroenterology at the Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis, tells Health .


It doesn't help that the vagina and rectum are basically neighbors, she explains. “The upper part of the vagina is near the lower part of the rectum, so during sex, any thrusting and banging against this lower part of the rectum can lead to gas being expelled."


Dr. Blaney also adds that gas and stool are controlled by two sphincters. There’s “an internal one that’s automatic, and an external one that you can voluntarily squeeze and relax,” she says, adding that the internal sphincter does 85% of the work for you automatically. (Otherwise, you’d likely still be in diapers.)


“Fortunately, most of the time, the rectum will hold its contents—including gas—during sex with no problem. But any muscle in the body can get fatigued and fail to do its job. The anal sphincter is no exception, though it’s a potentially embarrassing situation if it lets you down,” she says.


It's one thing to have the occasional gas attack in the sack. But what's going on if you find that you're farting a lot during your sex sessions? One possibility: irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), which is more common in women ( two-thirds of those with IBS are female). Interestingly, women with IBS are twice as likely to say they have trouble relaxing and enjoying sex compared to women without the condition, notes Dr. Blaney.


Seeing a gastroenterologist can help you figure out if IBS or another digestive culprit is causing your frequent farting. Outside of the bedroom, if you have other red flag symptoms like a sudden onset of diarrhea or constipation, abdominal pain and/or distention, weight loss, or blood in the stool, see your doctor and get it checked out.


You can try to poop before sex, suggests Dr. Blaney, which will usually nix that feeling of having to let one rip. And if you sense a fart is coming yet you're in the middle of doing the deed, consider switching to a position (such as missionary) that allows you to keep your butt clenched and isn't too bendy, which can make you lose control.


It's also a good idea to avoid fart trigger foods that you know make you gassy, such as onions, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and wheat, in the hours before you're planning to get busy. Sip liquids slowly; gulping them down can cause you to take in excess air, which can make you cut the cheese later. Avoid carbonated drinks, too, because the bubbles can lead to flatulence.


And if one gets past you, remember: “You can’t always prevent passing gas during sex, and the majority of the time, it doesn’t indicate something is wrong. So try to let it go without too much embarrassment or worry,” says Dr. Blaney.


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What we need is a thoughtful theology response, and yet as Rodney Clapp in Tortured Wonders suggests, Christianity is often too dualistic and ‘spiritual’ to help. What is needed is a theology of farts and orgasms that takes seriously the fact that we bear the image of God in the body. This is a body that eats, farts, burps and orgasms. This is the humanity that connects us to the natural world, and is the humanity that Jesus shared and redeemed.
French philosopher Michel de Montaigne in his Essays writes about our bodies to keep us humble and satisfied with our physicality. He documents his own bowel movements and reminds us that kings, philosophers and ladies all shit, and that ‘even on the highest throne, we are seated still upon our arses.’ Our bowels are part of our image bearing humanity, and they link us to the rest of creation. As well as being humans from the hummus (Genesis 1), we add ‘night soil’ to the earth. Farmers, past and present have used human manure as fertiliser.
However, not all additions are beneficial. The UN report that every day, 2 million tons of human waste are disposed of in water courses. Approximately 773 million people still live without access to safe drinking water, with around 3, 000 children dying every day from water, sanitation and hygiene related causes (Micah Challenge, Give Poverty the Flush ). The Old Testament contains regulations for excrement. It was considered unclean, and was buried outside of the camp (Dt 23:12-13). It is not that the body or its functions are rejected, just properly regulated. Christians continue to be involved in Millennium Development Goals like access to clean water and sanitation facilities.
Our excreting is linked to our eating, which impacts the biosphere. We eat too much meat for our own health and that of the planet. Books like Fast Food Nation demonstrate that an insatiable appetite for cheap fast food has led to cruelty on a massive scale, unsafe slaughtering practices and public health risks. Land clearing for agriculture to feed livestock, and methane production by cattle and sheep (a theology of farts again) are significant in warming the planet. In turn, climate change threatens food stocks. Loss of coral reefs due to warming oceans and acidification means the imminent collapse of ecosystems that provide protein for Pacific island nations. Key staples such as wheat, rice and maize are already showing declines in yields. St Augustine wondered if eating will be an option in the resurrection. Until then, we are called to eat (and therefore fart) responsibly. Perhaps we might start with preaching about climate change, but also gluttony.
However, Jesus knew how to feast, to eat with thankfulness, so much so he was labelled a glutton and drunkard. Can we feast and be thankful without excess? In The Pleasures of Eating , Wendell Berry calls us to rediscover eating as an agricultural act, rather than the industrial act it has become, where we are consumers not eaters. We have lost connection between the toilet, the table and the farm. It is time to connect them all again as the world’s population increases and we seek to eat more wisely and justly. Let’s join Luther who said ‘I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away.’
In the Terry Gilliam film, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen , Robin Williams plays the king of the moon, with a detachable head. While the head is free floating he is refined, philosophical and laments the faces his body makes him make during sex. When head and body are joined, he is a glutton, boozer, and very horny! Many Christians have had the king of the moon’s attitude. Orgasm has been viewed as a moment of madness, a lack of self control, even a little death. Clement wrote that ‘Pleasure sought for its own sake, even within the marriage bonds, is a sin’. Calvin insisted that a man who wanted his wife for pleasure was an adulterer towards her.
Yet a biblical view of sex is far more positive, if lacking in romance. Paul’s response in 1 Corinthians 7 to the question of abstinence in marriage is that to avoid immorality, both partners should ‘have’ their spouse, not depriving the other. Paul’s recognition of women’s sexual needs was profoundly counter cultural – centuries before women’s magazines obsession with g-spots and multiple orgasms. Sex is fun, connected, intimate and very earthy. This is where porn goes wrong. Apart from dehumanising and depersonalising the actors, it depersonalises the user. Left alone with a computer screen, the (usually) male is disconnected from relationship and from the enfleshed nature of sex, where we bear God’s image in becoming one.
One natural consequence of orgasm is children. Irish comedian Dave Allen once joked that the Catholic Church offered women the choice of perpetual pregnancy or perpetual virginity. This may be unfair, but it highlights the two extremes in Christian thought. Jesus makes it clear that there is a connection between reproduction and sex, and that in the eschaton there will be no marriage. Until then, he presents us with both childlessness and child rearing as options.
Although population continues to soar in the developing world, it is the developed world, where population is in slow decline that is still making the largest contribution to climate change. This means lifestyle is as important, if not more so that population. Yet this cannot be a justification for western Christians to continue to have large families: we have been fruitful, multiplied, and the Earth is now full! While for some Christians, birth control is a sin, the bible is silent on the topic. As Australian theologian Ward Powers notes, the biblical writers lived in a world where contraceptive practices were common, yet they never censured them. In an increasingly overcrowded world that lack of contraception is the greater sin.
A theology of farts and orgasms reminds us we are spiritual animals, not bound for heaven but a renewed heavens and earth, united at the return of Jesus. Until then we are to bear his image in these bodies that fart and have orgasms, with joy and thankfulness. Neither of these things is a sin. They remind us of our finitude, of our earthiness and our connection to the earth and our responsibilities toward it. And behold, it is very good.
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Dr. Mick Pope is a lecturer in meteorology, with a Ph.D. from Monash University. He also has degrees in math, physics, and theology. Mick is an ecotheologian with Ethos - Evangelical Alliance Centre for Christianity and Society and has written a number of book chapters and papers on ecotheology, ecomission, and the intersection of science and the Christian faith. His most recent books are "A Climate of Justice" and "All Things New: God's Plan to Renew Our World."
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