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Have you ever heard of a mom farting on her kid?
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Have you ever heard of a mom farting on her kid?
My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Does your mom/sister fart aloud at home? If yes, how do they react after farting?
What's the cruelest thing you've ever done to your young son or daughter?
Have your loved one's ever farted on your face ?
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Answered December 12, 2020 · Author has 123 answers and 71.7K answer views
My mom keeps farting whenever she walks by me. What can I do?
My mom keeps farting whenever she walks by me. What can I do?
As a mom did you ever fart on your kids?
Have your loved one's ever farted on your face ?
Is it normal that I like it when my mom farts?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Originally Answered: I want to sit on my boyfriends face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
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Does your mom/sister fart aloud at home? If yes, how do they react after farting?
Answered October 16, 2020 · Author has 130 answers and 220.3K answer views
Have you ever heard of a mom farting on her kid?
Have you ever heard of a mom farting on her kid?
Have you ever heard of a mom farting on her kid?
Is it normal that I like it when my mom farts?
My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Does your mom/sister fart aloud at home? If yes, how do they react after farting?
What's the cruelest thing you've ever done to your young son or daughter?
My mom keeps farting whenever she walks by me. What can I do?
As a mom did you ever fart on your kids?
Have your loved one's ever farted on your face ?
Is it normal that I like it when my mom farts?
How can I get my mom to stop farting on me?
What is the meanest thing your mom has done to you?
Did your mom ever fart in your face?
What is the most inappropriate thing you did with your mom?
My mom & aunt always fart on my face. Does anyone else have immature family members?
I want to sit on my boyfriend's face and fart on it. How do I approach this?
Does your mom/sister fart aloud at home? If yes, how do they react after farting?
What's the cruelest thing you've ever done to your young son or daughter?
In 2nd grade I had a close best friend of mine. She was quiet but once you knew her she was daring, quizzative, and a bad influence.
When I finally was able to spend the night at her house, I was surprised by the wild nature of her family. They were sassy, rowdy, and also a bad influence.
One thing I noticed quickly was that their mother started this odd game. Whenever she needed to “pass gas”, she would run to the closest misfortunate child of hers , sit her butt against them, and stain them with evil. They were so lighthearted about it; they both would laugh (although her kids appeared to be slightly traumatized). Her children would also get back at her by the same habit, a neverending cycle of fart revenge.
As a young child I observed and thought it was a family fun activity. I decided to
Yes, but…I’m the one who did the farting. I can’t say my son loves me in this moment though.
It was a few years back my husband was play wrestling with our little 6 year old son on the couch. I had just finished doing yoga and was about to head in my room to go lay down. I was a bit sweaty at the moment. I think my husband noticed this specifically my ass. He called me over just as I was in the doorframe to our bedroom, I looked over to see he was sitting on our boys torso with his arms underneath his legs completely pinned down. He called me over to join him on his new “couch cushion” invitingly tapping my sons face. I smiled as I knew why he wanted me to do that but then I felt something build up in my gut. I had to let one rip. And it was gonna be huge too. Keep in mind I was (and still
I shouldn’t of not done this as his mom
This happened the other day and it was pretty cruel and I shouldn’t have done it to my son because it could of hurt his ego. I had my daughters (twins) at 18 and my son when I was 24 when I happened to be in the Navy. I’m 32 now and the other day my daughters pinned down my son on the couch while playing with each other. They then had his against the couch and he couldn’t move and one of my daughter tells me to do something to him. Looking back I should have just tickled him but instead I felt that I had a fart coming. I usually fart around the kids but this was different. I put my butt on his head and wiggled it around little bit and I said
He then complied and kissed my butt. Then the fart had built up into a monster in my intestine and I ac
OMG…You are smelling a lot of bad odour these days. Well it happens, everyone Farts.
But the thing is she keeps Farting whenever she walks by you. This is Strange. Probably she is not able to control her Farts and us going through a lot if gastric troubles. Whenever she us in good mood talk to her about this, about her health, does she have any problem and us she has any gastric it other problem kindly take her to a Doctor.
The other thing you need is a good room freshener, keep it with you. Whenever you smell smothing bad spray it. You can keep a good perfume with you. Use this perfume to negate the bad smell and uplift your mood. You can even opt to go out of the room after she had Farted.
I can tell you one incident. I went to meet one of friends in his house. We were standing outside, she
Years ago I was dating this woman and we were playing a card game called 7 Deadly Sins. Long story short, it was a sort of dare game with cards on it challenging dates related to a sin.
I got a card that directed me to pretend to be a dog and walk on all fours, and sniff the other players butts like a dog greeting.
It was just the gf and I playing. As I started to sniff, she said, “now, I don't believe a dog would be sniffing another dog through clothing.”
So she lifted her skirt up and said I had to sniff all the way up to her bare assed butt hole.
I comply. She goes on that she can't hear the sniffing and to sniff hard enough she can hear me.
Then, as I was taking in a massive sniff with my nose pressed against her bare asshole, she farted. A big loud one too.
I’m a mom and yes, I fart audibly sometimes, around my kids mostly. I try not too in front of my husband. That ain’t sexy!
If it’s a little one I just say excause me. If it’s melodious, long or really loud we usually have a good laugh then I say excuse me. After all, farts are funny!!
Btw, tip for anyone reading this. My personal standard for saying excuse me (and how I teach the kids) is that the spoken excuse me should match the volume of the fart. That way only the people who heard the fart hear the excuse me. Otherwise they blurt it out loud and people who didn’t even hear are wondering what they did!
My mother had a big butt and there were times I was sitting on the couch next to her and she was so into her work she wasn't paying much attention and just let one rip. And I'd be like mooo-ooommm. My sibblings and I would giggle, I'd move, grab the spray, she'd laugh & apologize, then keep working.. 😂
My dad was a single dad and in his house whenever it was time to fart he'd lift up his leg and see how loud he could fart. We'd have almost like…farting compitions. 😳 So maybe 3 months into dating this sweet lady (his now wife for 10+ years) we were having dinner at the table and she was very proper. I felt a fart coming so I did as my dad taught me and stood up, lifted my leg up and let out a big fart. Then was proud of it, so I said something like “NAILED IT!” My dad and I laughed at the
I mean I’ve never heard but it has happened to me.
One day I was in the kitchen and I was cleaning the dishes because we had just eaten Chili. As I was washing them I dropped a fork so I was butt height. My mother, who was also in the kitchen, was grabbing something and as my head went passed her but she ripped a massive fart right into my face. My whole family saw it and was laughing at it for like the next couple of days.
I don’t have kids of my own but I’ve farted on many kids since I used to be a baby sitter. I don’t think much of it, it’s natural after all. I do it for laughs and giggles mostly, sometimes I’ll tuck them in bed and come back in their room to see if they’re asleep. One of my favorite ways to test if they aren’t fake sleeping is letting on rip on their face.
This may sound weird, but my dad farting in my face when I was little was I think an important form of bonding we had. It used to make me so mad, but it's now a treasured memory as much as I hate to admit it. He'd rip them directly in my face for years until I was too tall for him to easily get me anymore. Then, he started belching in my face instead. Now, my son and I fart in each other's faces all the time.
I'm a guy, so this has nothing to do with moms, but I think if dads can fart in their kids' faces, and many do, moms should be no different.
It’s perfectly fine if you like your moms farts! I’m a mom myself and my little girl likes my toots too. We’ll just be casually relaxing on our phones with her using my butt as a pillow when I’m laying on my stomach and I’ll occasionally let out some farts. She loves them.
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Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet. Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted .
Jigglypuff : WTF Mom, did you just fart ?
Mom: No.. What give's you that idea son?
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