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The misfortune of sexting pics to your parents is not something you want to do in any way, shape, or form. But cringingly that's exactly what's happened to these unfortunate women, who have learnt the hard way the dangers of our interconnected, instant messaging times. Because lets face it, if you are going to send sexting pics to the wrong person, your parents will be the last people on earth you would choose to be the recipient.
Alas, accidents happen and sending a text to your parents by mistake is something many of us have done. But it's fine when that text was to your significant other just asking if they could wash the dishes. It's something else altogether when you're sexting pics to a beloved and they go, not just to the wrong person. But to mom or dad.
But it gets worse, much, much worse. Sometimes the sexting pics misfortune between parents and children can get horrifically reversed, conversely, when mom (or dear God forbid dad), accidentally sexts their kids—which there are a few examples of here too, just in the name of fairness to balance things out.
Of course parents aren't totally naive, they understand that 'send nudes' is something that goes on among their sons and daughters. But Christ, they don't want it shoved in their face by actually receiving those explicit pics. Equally, children don't want to be on the receiving end of sexting pics of their mom in compromising positions.
The lesson to be taken from all this is that, whoever you're sending messages to, just be extra, extra careful when sexting pics to someone. Check that phone number. Then check it again. Then check it again. And maybe again just for luck. Then if you're really sure, press send. But just remember that once that send button is pressed, it can't be undone. Always remember, whatever has been seen can never be unseen . Ever.
Check out these disastrous attempts at sexting pics below.

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With a dearth of freshwater swimming spots in the Bay Area, seekers of the aquatic will go to great lengths to discover a hidden watering hole.

Mere blocks from the mob scene that Golden Gate Park becomes on any day when the temperature rises above 65 degrees lies another beautiful patch of land — all but hidden to the masses.

It was 11 a.m. on Sunday morning, and the masturbatorium was quiet. The chairs in the voyeur section were mostly empty, just a few early birds in the front row. I slipped off my flip-flops and crossed behind the rope, into the area of the room that would soon be live-streamed onto the Internet. I had decided I would start with the man in the farthest corner of the room. He was willing to talk, so I settled down on a pillow near his head. I was wearing a dress, so I did this carefully, knees together, like a lady. "You're pretty," the man observed as I opened my laptop. He told me he was glad the paper had sent a young female reporter. Yeah, we did that on purpose, I told him. The man's name, for today, would be "Joe." He had a slight Virginia accent, but right now, he lived in Vegas. He was a white guy, with thin legs, short, gray hair and rosy cheeks. "Joe" hadn't done much to prepare for today, he told me, except take a shower. Typing busily, I asked him to talk about his background and what had brought him here today.
Joe told me he was an exhibitionist. He liked women to watch him masturbate. Like me, for instance. Even though I was clothed, that was okay.
"Am I the first guy you've interviewed while he's 'necking'?" he asked, rubbing his dick enthusiastically.

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