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A connoisseur assesses the salacious genre.
I've watched a lot of celebrity sex tapes. Dozens of them. Rarely are they titillating—but more interesting is how much they do or don't offer a glimpse into the private lives of those involved. They leave you wondering: Are they being themselves? Are they acting? Are they acting well ? Why did they choose the kitchen? When you're filming your sexual activities, self-presentation is paramount.
After watching a few of these, you can easily spot the frauds, whose construction is manipulated down to the last frame (see: Kim Kardashian, who now has the best-selling sex tape of all time ). As in Kardashian's case, a sex tape can skyrocket someone to fame (or at least infamy); on the other hand, a sex tape can ultimately bring ruin to an independent media company (*cough*Hulk Hogan*cough*).
Considering this is pornographic genre of great cultural interest, I've ranked 11 pivotal celebrity sex tapes here from best to worst—as measured purely by their cinematic qualities.
Note: Esquire does not endorse theft or unpermitted distribution of copyrighted material, but these have all been widely circulated, commented upon, and in some cases publicly approved and/or mocked by the participants.
This is one of the earliest and most notorious celebrity sex tapes, having nearly ruined Lowe's career. Watching it is a dull and queasy task. It's filmed from an unlevel tripod in yellowy light (gotta remember that white balance) and filled with white noise and blurry group sex whose indistinctness only leads you to imagine the worst. Alas, the '80s were not as glamorous as previously reported.
No one asked Screech for a sex tape. But Screech felt like unleashing one upon the world, and the result is even more nausea-inducing than one might expect. Diamond films two women from central porn casting, asking them, "Do you want to see the monster?" He later admitted that he used a " stunt wang ." Sounds about right.
Durst keeps the camera on the woman (somewhat understandably), not allowing us to take in the wider mise-en-scène and forcing us to identify him by his sleeve tats, before an abrupt mid-video pan to his face in closeup. This is just sloppy filmmaking, especially from a veteran music video director .
There are about as many Paris Hilton sex tapes as entries in the Hunger Games franchise. None of them is pleasant. The most famous, One Night in Paris, is a textbook example of everything you shouldn't do with your home porno. It's introduced by sleaze Rick Salomon himself, who thinks more highly of his skills than he should (his creepy catchphrase: She likes it...). Hilton, meanwhile, is so bored out of her mind that at one point she stops to answer her phone. There's no fun in watching them debate where to station the camera on a table. (Tip: Handheld is almost always better than stationary photography, especially webcams, which feel distant and clinical.) And the video makes a compelling case for never using the night vision setting to film your own sex, thereby giving it the dreaded Blair Witch/Zero Dark Thirty effect. At one point Salomon, chewing gum and staring at a monitor displaying his own cock, comments, "It looks like we're having a good time." No, it doesn't, Rick. It really doesn't.
It's hard to feel good about Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom . She was a former teen mom, now a regular mom craving publicity. He—he being famed porn star James Deen—has been accused of rape and sexual assault by multiple women. Abraham claimed the tape was a leak. Turns out she made $1.5 million for selling it to Vivid Entertainment. But, technically speaking, this production could have been worse. It was even good enough to spawn a sequel, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More . So there's that.
Befitting its star, this is just out-and-out weird. Simmons enters to Foreigner's " I Want to Know What Love Is " as a candle flickers in the background. He wears only a t-shirt (never a good look for a guy), and the woman seems game for anything but kissing him. The faraway stationary black-and-white photography works, for once, lending a surreal vibe to the proceedings.
It's rigorously controlled, with annoying soundtrack cues, though that should surprise no one who has followed Kardashian's career. In many ways this is the earliest glimpse into her ability to exploit her own bodily gifts for monolithic public attention. She shows little interest in the sex, but defends the naturalness of her breasts to the camera and insists that Ray J record her "bling" all the way down to her feet. She shows the slightest bit of humanity when Ray J shoots her unpacking, but it's quickly replaced by a smile. Kardashian is a pro.
Hogan's tape appears to be recorded by a security camera like some kind of voyeuristic Steven Soderbergh experiment. You can't see much, but the surprisingly clear audio and subtitles suggest a gentlemanly encounter, ended by Hogan giving the woman a goodnight kiss and telling her, "You're awesome."
It doesn't hold a candle to her magnum opus with Tommy, but Pam as always is a master of the costume. Here she's wearing knee-high boots in a Stevie-Nicks-sex-goddess look. You nearly forget Bret Michaels is in the room.
Farrell lays on the charm thick, which might be annoying if he didn't do it so well. He improvises increasingly inventive compliments for model Nicole Narain in his Irish lilt: "If a fucking camera could blush, this thing would be fucking red." "I didn't know they made bastards as sexy as you." And best of all: "Breakfast, lunch, and dinner right here." He could've turned on a couple more lights, and he's probably drunk, but who wouldn't be? Bonus points for self-deprecating jokes about his crummy photography and pubic hair.
This is the ur-celebrity sex tape, what you might call the Citizen Kane of famous people screwing, which ushered in the form's modern era. There's little you can say about this video that hasn't already been said. So I'll say this: It's sweet. You actually feel badly that the marriage didn't work out. Pam and Tommy were clearly in love during their honeymoon. They make the most of their locations—in front of a mansion, driving in a car, on a yacht, swimming in a lake—as well as the now-nostalgic analog video camera, including an artful zoom into the MAYHEM tattoo on Tommy's stomach. They unironically call each other "lover" and show the appropriate level of bashfulness. There's even suspense when they almost hit a rock (not a euphemism, a literal rock). What you get is what you want from any movie: a journey. Emotional, uh, payoff. There are few moments in cinema as tender and sincere as when Pam says, "He's gotta get me through the rest of my life." Granted, she's talking about Tommy's junk, but that's how true love works, isn't it?

Celebrities, they’re just like us ! Except richer, and sexier, and with a higher probability of getting someone to have sex with them in public.
Here are a few who have openly admitted to boning in public, and a few more who’ve been caught red-handed (and probably red-other-places-ed.)

On a recent Watch What Happens Live appearance, Teigen and Legend revealed the many places they’d had done the deed in public over the years—including at a campaign event for Barack Obama in 2008. “It wasn’t at the White House, to be clear,” Legend explained to host Andy Cohen. “It was at a campaign event that we happened to be at.”
They also revealed they’d had sex on a plane while flying to Thailand to visit Teigen’s parents (“We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class, We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that”) and also at Los Angeles high-end boutique Fred Segal.
Dunst and Gyllenhaal dated from 2002 to 2004, when they were just 22 and 23-year-old, respectively. During that time they did the nasty pretty much everywhere: “We tried to spice it up—we had sex in cars, in the bathroom, even by the sea,” Dunst said.
Over thirty years ago, Brad and Sinitta got frisky in a private box at the Royal Albert Hall during a concert. “He grabbed me and we started rolling about on the floor,” Sinitta recalled . “We couldn’t help ourselves. Someone in the box above leaned over and tried to take photos and an usher knocked on the door, asking us if we were ok.”
The pair dated from 2003 to 2007, during which time they went to see ‘La Boheme’ in New York City. Moretti reportedly called it “wicked boring,” so the couple retired to a bathroom to have sex. They couldn’t do it in the men’s room because “people would’ve heard it” so they headed for the ladies’ room where they “heard an old woman start to tinkle.” They cracked up, security was called, the pair got caught, and it was embarrassing,” Moretti told Jane magazine .
In 1995, Hugh Grant was caught having sex in his car with prostitute Divine Brown after he picked her up near Hollywood’s Sunset Boulevard. The pair were together for about 20 minutes before they were interrupted by police tapping on their window, at which point Grant was arrested and charged with a “public misdemeanor.”
What makes the situation embarrassing is that Grant was dating gorgeous supermodel an dactress Elizabeth Hurley at the time.
Young millennials/even younger Gen-Z-ers may not remember bad girl Angie, but suffice it to say that before she married Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie was married to Hackers costar Jonny Lee Miller in a ceremony to which she wore black rubber pants and a white T-shirt on which she’d written the groom’s name in her blood.
Jolie divorced Miller in 1999 and married Slingblade star Billy Bob Thornton the following year. The pair frequently made headlines for their unconventional public declarations of love, like Jolie’s enormous ‘Billy Bob’ shoulder tattoo, and wearing vials of each other’s blood around their necks, and that infamous 2000 MTV Movie Awards red carpet when Jolie told a reporter she and Thortnon had just had sex in the limo on the way over.
According to Saldana, who hails from Queens, New York, she had sex in between two train cars, on the “train from Coney island all the way back into the city.” “It was super-ghetto,” she says.
“OK, this is ghetto, but, hey, I’m from Queens, whatever,” Saldana once said . “There is a train from Coney Island all the way back into the city, and [I had sex] in between two train cars. It was super-ghetto.”
Cyrus and Hemsworth apparently got down and dirty underneath a table at a Vanity Fair Oscar party. According to a gossip reporter, a “former A-list tweener kept up her one-person bucket list of sexual experiences to try. She pouted and emasculated her soon-to-be very close to A-list movie star boyfriend…until he agreed to have sex with her under a table.”
Hemsworth once said that his connection with Cyrus was “instantaneous and powerful.” No kidding.
You may know him best as Voldemort, but Fiennes made headlines across the world in 2007 after he got caught having “amazing” sex with an Australian flight attendant in a bathroom on a long-haul flight. They got caught. She lost her job. Then she got in a bunch of trouble wwith the Australian tax authorities after neglecting to declare the $150,000 she got from selling her story to the press .
Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz told FHM Magazine in 2014 that he had sex on a balcony during a DJ gig in Vegas. “[I] Definitely [had sex in public],” Wentz said. “I was DJing in Vegas and the room had a balcony that overlooked the dance floor. We could see the people dancing below but they couldn’t see up to where we were.”
Neither Johansson nor del Toro ever denied rumors that the pair once did it in the elevator of the famous Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood—though the latter has admitted that if it happened, it would’ve had to have been a very quick quickie.
“The hotel is only 8 stories, so it would have been a pretty quick romp,” he once joked . “I would still be struggling out of my leather jacket by the second floor and wouldn’t even have my shirt off to the seventh.”
But he also said to Esquire Magazine: “Did I ever have sex in an elevator with Scarlett Johansson after an awards show?”
“I kind of like, you know, I, well. I don’t know. Let’s leave that to somebody’s imagination.”
J.Lo revealed on an episode of Bravo’s “What Happens Live” that the “craziest place” she’s ever had sex was on “A balcony, outside”—though she didn’t reveal who with.
Shortly after leaving rehab in 2012, Butler was spotted making out with an “attractive brunette” at Coachella before leading her “inside one of the event’s Porta-Potties so he could have sex with her.”
Jada Pinkett once said that her number one beauty secret is “lots of sex!” and has in the past admitted to “sex outdoors, in cars, at friends’ houses, in costumes.” But one particular incident sticks out: The pair were late to the 2010 Academy Awards because they got so busy in the limo on the way there.
“In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild,” she told Shape Magazine . “We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.”

The Top 15 Celebrity Sex Tape Videos

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Hollywood is nothing but a vile cesspool of sex, and every so often this horrible truth is revealed in form of a celebrity sex tape.

Below are the top 15 celebrity sex tape videos ever released. Finally the true nature of the entertainment industry can be viewed in all its degenerate glory.

Mimi Macpherson is a famous Australian “environmentalist”, and the younger sister of super model Elle Macpherson. She is also a tremendous whore, as you can see in the video below. Of course her one redeeming quality is that she appears to have a thick musty pubic bush, but after seeing this sex tape that won’t be enough to save her from a mujahideen stoning squad.

You might be surprised to learn that Paris Hilton has 2 sex tapes. The video below is the less known one, because she doesn’t actually have sex in it. It is just a lot of dry humping, and some vagina flashing.

#13 Pamela Anderson & Brett Michaels

This Pamela Anderson sex tape with Poison frontman Brett Michaels appears to have been recorded off of a dirty VHS tape playing on a crappy TV.

I don’t know what is more disturbing, the gap between Baywatch star Gena Lee Nolin’s boobs, or the pedophile in the dress shirt she is banging… just kidding its definitely the gap between her boobs.

Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain and actor Colin Farrell f*ck in this sex tape video. Now this is what I call a “black Irish”. *badum tish

English glamor model Keeley Hazell’s sex tape starts out well enough with her doing an adequate job sucking some dick. However, the last half of this video is just man ass bouncing up and down. Move the camera to the side you stupid bitch!

US figure skater Tonya Harding’s (in)famous wedding night sex tape is more of an egregious assault than what she had done to Nancy Kerrigan.

Busty British model and reality TV star Katie Price gets f*cked with a vibrator, a dick, and a foot in this sex tape. Too bad the guy didn’t stick an IED up her snatch this could have been #1.

Jenna Lewis is a reality TV star from the first season of “Survivor”. In this video Jenna demonstrates the survival skills she learned on the show, as she procures vital nutrients from a man’s nut sack.

This is the famous Paris Hilton sex tape, cleverly titled “One Night In Paris”. A little known fact about this sex tape is that it was actually filmed in a Marriott hotel room. What a kinky slut!

In the first really big celebrity sex tape ever to be released, Pamela Anderson is filmed sucking and f*cking Tommy Lee’s average-sized (by Muslim standards) manhood while on their honeymoon.

In this sex tape Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson has sex with some Gomer looking retard (probably in exchange for meth) in his Mom’s trailer.

English actress and model Abi Titmuss has a threesome and dykes out with multiple women, including “Michonne” from AMC’s “Walking Dead”, in the sex tape video below.

A man (probably Muslim) bangs Miss Universe Trinidad and Miss Universe Japan in the ass in this epic threesome sex tape.

What can be said about this Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape which hasn’t already been said about a couple of baboons banging at the zoo? It is just a shame that the baboons don’t film it, and then pitch a reality show to E!. They could certainly give the Kardashians a run for their money.

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Celebrities are leading intriguing lives. And even when we thing we know a lot about them, we cannot tell for certain what they decided to hide from their past. And most of them do have something in their past they are ashamed of or don’t want the public to know for some other reason.
Every now and then a celebrity sex tape appears and they seem to be quite a hit amongst the plebs. The question which often arises is: “Is it fake or real?” Jennifer Lopez might not be saved from this scandal after all. Her first husband Ojani Noa recorded the couple having sex an
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