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Summer is the season of late nights, backyard grilling and memorable vacations.
And by memorable, we definitely mean terrible. It’s miraculous that these families ever tried to vacation together again.
“My parents rented a vacation house for me, my husband and daughter a few years ago,” said Stephanie R. “A few days after we returned home, I realized I left my vibrator at the rental. How did I discover that my device had gone missing? My mom let me know. The property manager gave her a call to pick up the lost and found item.”
“I was 11 or 12 when we broke down in Alligator Alley while towing a boat,” explained mother Maria M. “A young man pulled over to help us, and my grandfather pulled a gun out on him.” Sounds tense, like every good family vacation.
Redditor Winpotch tells a story of a rookie mistake he made when he was vacationing as a teenager with his friend’s family. “They had a really hot daughter, and I decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of her and send it to a friend,” he said. “Well, it turns out that my flash was on. She looked straight at me and the only logical thing I could think to do was run. I ended up running into a screen door and ripping a huge hole in it.” It also turns out that the rest of the vacation was really awkward.
“We went to Ireland for two weeks when I was 15,” said Redditor Macman07. “It was a trip with my aunt to check out our family history. We literally drove for eight to 10 hours each day to look at a grave. It was the worst experience of my life.”
“My husband and I attempted camping with our two young sons,” said mom Mandi A. They had heard that they needed to protect their food from animals, so they placed their cooler and groceries inside their locked tent. “We returned to the campsite from a hike, and our entire tent looked like it had been mauled. Utterly destroyed. Apparently raccoons aren’t deterred by a tent.”
“My dad took us on vacation with him when he was working on some projects,” said Redditor Karmabritchs. “We all piled in the car for two days. Our destination was a sewage treatment plant and to a dam he designed. We even have pictures of us standing on the dry lake bed before it was filled.” Talk about a creative solution for Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day.
Finally, here’s one of my own. My then-husband decided to book a babymoon for us. It was supposed to be a weekend trip to a cabin in Mount Olive, Arkansas. He booked it, and we hit the road. Well, there is apparently more than one Mount Olive in Arkansas. Our GPS took us to the one that was a full four hours away from our actual destination — but we cut the trip short, anyway, when we ended up having to tow our SUV out of a ditch because my ex was busy trying to read a map while driving.
Tell us: What is your most memorable family vacation?
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There's something about being on vacation that makes you feel a little more daring.
You've probably fantasized about the perfect spring break — lounging on gorgeous beaches in amazing weather, making epic memories with your BFFs, and of course, flirting with your crush. But you can't forget the cringeworthy hookup stories and embarrassing moments that come with spring break. While they might not be apart of your fantasy, they totally happen.
Before we get into these hilariously awkward stories, we need to talk about spring break hookups. Though spring vacay is often associated with crazy hookup stories, don't ever feel pressured to have sex or do anything with anyone you aren't comfortable with. Plus, you can still have an amazing spring break without going on a wild adventure or kissing your crush.
And if you choose to get it on with bae, that's totally OK, too. Just remember that if it's awkward or embarrassing AF, you can and you will recover from those sticky situations !
Here, 23 real people share their craziest spring break confessions. From mortifying hookups to uncomfy public encounters, keep reading for ~cringy~ stories that actually happened.
"Over spring break, my BFF and I were at the beach walking on the boardwalk, when I saw a dollar bill sticking out between the boards. I went to pick it up, but someone from underneath the boardwalk pulled it out of my hand and we could hear a group of guys laughing. Embarrassed that we fell for their trick, my friend and I decided to try the prank on someone else the next day. We went under the boardwalk and stuck a dollar bill up between the boards, and all was going according to plan until we heard a loud stomp. When we pulled the dollar bill, someone was standing on it and it ripped in half! That was the last time we tried to prank anyone at the beach!" — Kim, 20
"I was on spring break with a big group of friends when my crush dared me to dive off the highest diving board. He said I wouldn’t do it, but I accepted the challenge and told him I wasn’t the least bit scared, and that it was nothing. All my friends gathered around and started chanting my name as I climbed up the ladder. When I got to the top, I started shaking — it didn’t look that high from the ground! I tried to muster up the courage, but I just couldn’t do it. I was terrified. I had to climb back down the ladder in front of my crush and face my friends. They teased me about it for the rest of the trip!" — Hannah, 19
"I was on vacation in the Bahamas and I got this amazing chance to go swimming with dolphins. The dolphin trainer told us to take off all our jewelry, but I thought I'd be sneaky and leave my favorite ring on. It was just a harmless ring, right? But when the dolphin swam over to me, he bit my hand really hard and I shrieked, and my whole group started laughing at me — including a bunch of really cute older guys! I was so embarrassed!" — Nicole, 17
"While in Aruba for spring break, as I was applying lotion to my front side, my strapless bikini completely unhooked in the back and flung off of me. It went four feet in front of me! My initial reaction was to just stand there in shock because I was surrounded by people. When I finally overcame the shock, I placed my hands over my chest to cover up, and dove face first into the sand to try and hide. Then I proceeded to crawl — army style — in the sand to retrieve my top." — Nicole, 20
"During spring break a few years ago, I bought a super cute new bikini that I saved for my first day on the beach. I secretly don’t have the slightest idea how to swim, but didn’t want to tell anyone, so I went in the water, but just planted my feet firmly in the sand at the bottom and chatted with a friend. A few minutes later, a wave took me down and my crush had to come to save the day! It wasn't all that bad until I realized the ocean took my bikini top away. Worst way to start the week!" — Danielle, 22
"It was spring break and my friends and I decided to hit the local water park. One of my favorite rides is a slide that shoots you into a giant pool like a cannonball. I'd gone on it a million times and never had a problem, but this time, as I hit the water my bikini top flew off! I grabbed it and got it back on as I got out of the pool, but it was still pretty embarrassing walking past the giggling lifeguard.” — Emily, 20
"For spring break during my senior year of high school, my friends and I decided to go to my beach house, and immediately hit the beach on the the first day. We were throwing around a frisbee and I went to run for it. The problem was that I wasn't looking down and ran into the garbage can. Even worse? My older brother's group of cute friends watched the whole thing. I was mortified!" — Erin, 20
“I was on spring break with all my friends and we were so excited to ride the ferris wheel on the boardwalk that overlooked the beach. We were even more excited that a group of cute boys we met wanted to join us. Unfortunately, as the ride was ending and I got out of the swinging chair, I totally lost my balance and fell down the ramp leading onto the ride. My friends laughed about it for the whole rest of the trip.” — Alison, 21
“I was at the beach with my friends and had to go to the bathroom. When I got in the stall, I realized I had gotten my period, so I went to the door and yelled (loudly) to my friends waiting outside to see if any of them had a tampon. When no one answered, I opened the door only to find that my friends had walked back to the beach and two cute guys were standing there trying not to laugh! It was mortifying.” — Michelle, 17
“Last spring break I went to the lake with my best friend and was on my period, but I didn’t know. We got out of the water and laid out in the sand for a while. Some cute guys came over and we all thought it’d be funny to make me into one of those sand mermaids, but when I stood up, there was a ton of blood in the sand! I was so embarrassed that I jumped back into the lake and waited for my mom to come with a new bathing suit.” — Jessica, 18
“My friends and I had gone down to a beach close by for a day during spring break. We played around on the beach and in the water for hours! Since I'm very pale and sensitive to the sun, I reapplied my sunscreen almost every half hour. My friends made jokes about how over-the-top it was while they laid around sunbathing all day. Eventually, when I was almost out of sunscreen, we headed home. When I got home, I realized my back was bright red! Despite my best efforts I got horrible sun poisoning — it turns out my sunscreen was expired! Now I never go to the beach without a personal umbrella. My friends still tease me about it.” — Aubrey, 21
"I was at a spring break party and in walked Chris*, this cute guy I had just started talking to. We'd kissed the last time I saw him, so I had a feeling this would be the night we'd finally make out. I wasn't wrong. We ended up only making out for a minute because so many people were around us. I was so giddy that I went upstairs to find my best friend and tell her about it. I heard Chris coming and figured he wanted to kiss more in private, so I ducked into the food pantry, which was basically pitch-black. When he walked in, I grabbed him and went for it. You can only imagine how mortified I was when I pulled away and realized it wasn't him — it was his twin brother! Seriously, who makes a mistake like that? Chris wasn't mad, but things didn't last very long with us afterward. Now we're just friends who laugh about The Pantry Incident all the time." — Sher, 17
"We got so caught up making out on the shore, our cruise ship almost left us behind. The captain was not happy." — Erin, 21
"I've always been the girl who avoids doing anything that could get me in trouble. But when I went on vacation to visit my family in Michigan last year, my cousin convinced me that my life could use some excitement. One of her friends and I had really hit it off, so the last night of my trip, I slipped away to see him. We drove around until we saw a sign for a lake nearby. Like I said, I was feeling adventurous, so we decided to go for a swim in our underwear. We were splashing around for a bit when I started shivering. He said, 'Oh, are you cold?' and swam in close so we were facing each other. Then it happened. He pulled me in for the most electric kiss. Between his warm lips and the chilly water — and the fact that this was so something I never did! — I don't know what gave me goosebumps most. My takeaway from the whole experience? I still obviously don't want to get grounded, but it's fun to be impulsive once in a while" – Adele, 18
"The upside to a downpour flooding our camp site? Kissing in the rain was H-O-T." — Julia, 22
"I went to Six Flags with a group over break, and I was pumped because my crush, Livy, came too. The only problem? She was shy. Luckily — or should I say unluckily — I had an idea to get closer to her. The guys and I had been playing this game all day where we tried to make someone flinch by lunging at them. So in an attempt to make Livy laugh, I did the lunge thing to a donkey walking by in a parade. So. Dumb. Not only was she unimpressed, but I ended up being taken to security! On the ride home, I admitted I only did it to make her like me. I could tell she felt bad and my gut told me that this was my moment. So I leaned in slowly and we kissed! I'll never do something that stupid again, but this time, it was worth it." — Todd, 21
"A guy actually told me: 'I'm a vampire. I like to bite people. And by bite , I mean kiss .' I kissed him anyway." — Lauren, 19
"My junior year of high school, I went to Mexico for a week with my best friend and her family. It was our last night of vacation, so we decided to go dancing. That's when I met Steven. He was tall with messy hair — literally the hottest guy I had ever seen. I was having so much fun laughing and dancing with him; I didn't want the night to end. So instead of turning in, we asked if he and his friends wanted to go for a walk along the beach. I hinted to my friend that I wanted alone time with Steven, so the group went ahead of us. We sat down behind a stack of chairs and started hooking up. Suddenly, it became very bright. I thought my friends were pulling a prank, but when I looked up, there were security guards shining their flashlights on us. While I hurried to fix my clothes, Steven gave them $20 to leave us alone. I guess what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico — so long as you have extra cash!" — Sabrina, 18
"I hooked up with my ex in a baseball dugout. It was... shall we say... dusty." — Payton, 17
"I had a crush on my best guy friend, Ryan*, for as long as I can remember. But I was scared it would ruin our friendship if I told him the truth about how I really felt. Then at his spring break kickoff party, someone came up with the idea to play spin the bottle in the hot tub. I was terrified — the only kiss I'd ever had was a small peck — so I tried to back out. But Ryan insisted I play. When my turn came, I was so nervous, I thought I was going to barf. I remember thinking, Please don't be him. Please don't be him. The last thing I wanted was for our first kiss to be awkward. But of course, the bottle landed on him! I tilted my head slightly, put my arms around his neck, and mimicked what he did with his tongue. It was like fireworks. As everyone was toweling off to go inside, Ryan stopped me and asked if we could talk. He admitted that he liked me, and we got back into the Jacuzzi to make out. Looking back, I'm so happy I didn't chicken out on the game. We ended up dating after that!" — Amanda, 16
"I told my mom someone broke in to cover up that I had snuck out. She called the cops to report it!" — Raymond, 21
"My friends and I (including my girlfriend, Donna, and my neighbor Sarah) were sitting around bored over break, when someone had a brilliant suggestion: L
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