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Dr . Hartman: Wow, that patient, next door is fat! Patient: [offscreen] I can hear you! Dr . Hartman: Uh, that wasn't me, that was Mrs . Griffin . [Peter gets a semen-drenched couch cushion stuck to his butt] Peter: Oh, for God sake . Joe: You're gonna have a baby in your butt, man . Quagmire: Can't leave .
The show once referenced Bob Barker's very public quest to get everyone in the world to have their pets spayed or neutered . This was the perfect celebrity scandal to reference in Family Guy , since the titular family happens to have a pet dog who can walk on his hind legs and talk - and spends a lot of his time watching TV . When Barker says, "Help control the pet population and have your pet spayed or neutered," Brian said out loud, "Oh, just die already ."
Family Guy Quotes . Peter: Some people say we're just a computer simulation run by a higher species . Is that true? God: It is . Permalink: Some people say we're just a computer simulation . Added . . .
"Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date . 1 . You're wearing that? 2 . Something smells funny . 3 . Where's the Tylenol? 4 . And to think, I first wanted to date your brother . 5 . I have a confession to make⦠6 . My dad has a suit just like that . 7 . That man is hot . Look at him . 8 . My ex, may he rot in hell forever⦠9 . You're going to order that? Seriously? 10 .
If anyone finds this, tell my family I love them . [Another man appears, holding a York peppermint patty] Man #2: OF BEING ON A FROZEN MOUNTAINTOP! Quagmire: Look, Peter, Jerome's the coolest guy we've met since Cleveland left . Joe: Yeah, don't do anything to ruin this, Peter . You know, the way you ruined my parrot .
Dating is a give and take . If you only see it as 'taking,' you are not getting it . β Henry Cloud ( Tweet this) Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people . β Henry Cloud ( Tweet this) Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating . There is more to life than finding a date .
Stewie: Now, why in the world would you be embarrassed about dating her? Jillian: Oh, my God, Brian! I was watching something on TV about this guy named Hitler . Somebody should stop him! Stewie: [to Brian] Are her parents brother and sister? Brian: Can you please leave now?! Stewie: Oh . Now I get it . She's a moron!
talking about who you are dating . Luke Wilson; A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky . The woman already knows . Monica Piper; Dating is where you pretend you're someone you're not to impress someone you don't know . Melanie White
"I was dating this guy and he thought he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelled the word 'you' and I just put the letter 'u .'"β Kelly Osbourne "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are ." β Will Ferrell
"Whenever I date a guy , I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" -Rita Rudner " It's not a date . We're just agreeing to eat at the same table . -Barbara Streisand " People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish . -Unknown "
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