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All the things she said, all the things she said...are anti-LGBT.
Interviewer: Will you condemn your son, if he is gay?
Yulia Volkova: Yes, I would condemn him, because I believe that a real man must be a real man. God created man for procreation, it is the nature. The man for me is the support, the strength of… I won't accept gay son.
Interviewer: Stop stop… you just told me that you do not mind if your daughter was a lesbian. You were talking about freedom…
Yulia Volkova: This only applies to a daughter, not a son.
Interviewer: So you think that freedom can only be for women?
Yulia Volkova: I think for men it's a bad freedom. In our time, there is a very large number of frivolous girls (and a man can **** a large number of these girls). This is freedom for men. And a man has no right to be a ***. Two girls together – not the same thing as the two men together. It seems to me that lesbians look aesthetically much nicer than two men holding her hand or kissing.
Katina later made this comment about their manager: "He made us out to BE lesbians when we were just singing FOR lesbians. We wanted people to understand them and not judge them. That they are as free as anyone else."
The law makes it illegal to equate straight and gay relationships, and fines individuals and media groups for breaking the law. That means that in 2014, t.A.T.u wouldn't be even able to produce a video like "All the Things She Said", which they made just 12 years earlier.
Rossalyn Warren is a senior reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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KELLY Osbourne claims there is a new epidemic among the young female celebrities of Hollywood: Faux lesbianism.
KELLY Osbourne has put Hollywood starlets on blast in a new interview, claiming that many young female stars fake same-sex attraction in a bid to appear edgy and cool.
The 32-year-old member of the Osbourne clan made the sensational claim in an interview with Pride Source , claiming that she personally knows more than one female celeb who’s flirted with lesbianism for what she claims is publicity.
“There’s this whole generation of young Hollywood girls who can’t find love where they think it’s supposed to be, and then they come out being gay and two weeks later they have a boyfriend. It drives me nuts! I think it takes all the proactive work the LGBT community has done and sets them back. Oh, so now you’re gay? Then two weeks later: ‘Oh no, that was just a phase’. You don’t get to do that,” she ranted.
“I’ll tell you who’s the worst with it: young female celebrities. And I’m like, I know you. I’ve known you pretty much since before you used to s**t outside of a diaper. You are not gay! But I think outing somebody in that way is just as bad as outing somebody who has not come out of the closet. It’s one of those things I have to keep to myself ... and it drives me f**king crazy!
“I’ve marched till my feet bled for the right of equal love in the gay community, and you’re just gonna step in because it looks cool for you and now tell everybody that you’re a lesbian when you’ve never even seen another p**s that’s not yours so you can get attention?”
Osbourne doesn’t name names in the interview, but Hollywood is filled with young female stars who’ve entered into high-profile female relationships after dating men — from Lindsay Lohan to Cara Delevingne to Kristen Stewart.
Confusingly, in the same interview that she blasts these so-called Hollywood ‘fake lesbians’, Osbourne also claims that everyone is at least a little bit gay.
“You know my honest opinion? Everybody’s gay. It is a strictly human thing. You can’t put a gender on love,” she said, explaining that she herself would be open to dating women.
“I’m open to loving anybody. It’s about the person. I don’t think it’s about sexuality at all.”
The Queen of the Netherlands has revealed her daughter can hardly leave the palace amid a security threat.
A socialite and lifestyle blogger has had a major victory in court against the Australian Taxation Office over her $4.5m mansion.
Kanye West’s latest social media rant has prompted Australia’s Anti-Defamation Commission to write to Spotify Australia and Apple Music.

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KELLY Osbourne claims there is a new epidemic among the young female celebrities of Hollywood: Faux lesbianism.
KELLY Osbourne has put Hollywood starlets on blast in a new interview, claiming that many young female stars fake same-sex attraction in a bid to appear edgy and cool.
The 32-year-old member of the Osbourne clan made the sensational claim in an interview with Pride Source , claiming that she personally knows more than one female celeb who’s flirted with lesbianism for what she claims is publicity.
“There’s this whole generation of young Hollywood girls who can’t find love where they think it’s supposed to be, and then they come out being gay and two weeks later they have a boyfriend. It drives me nuts! I think it takes all the proactive work the LGBT community has done and sets them back. Oh, so now you’re gay? Then two weeks later: ‘Oh no, that was just a phase’. You don’t get to do that,” she ranted.
“I’ll tell you who’s the worst with it: young female celebrities. And I’m like, I know you. I’ve known you pretty much since before you used to s**t outside of a diaper. You are not gay! But I think outing somebody in that way is just as bad as outing somebody who has not come out of the closet. It’s one of those things I have to keep to myself ... and it drives me f**king crazy!
“I’ve marched till my feet bled for the right of equal love in the gay community, and you’re just gonna step in because it looks cool for you and now tell everybody that you’re a lesbian when you’ve never even seen another p**s that’s not yours so you can get attention?”
Osbourne doesn’t name names in the interview, but Hollywood is filled with young female stars who’ve entered into high-profile female relationships after dating men — from Lindsay Lohan to Cara Delevingne to Kristen Stewart.
Confusingly, in the same interview that she blasts these so-called Hollywood ‘fake lesbians’, Osbourne also claims that everyone is at least a little bit gay.
“You know my honest opinion? Everybody’s gay. It is a strictly human thing. You can’t put a gender on love,” she said, explaining that she herself would be open to dating women.
“I’m open to loving anybody. It’s about the person. I don’t think it’s about sexuality at all.”
The Queen of the Netherlands has revealed her daughter can hardly leave the palace amid a security threat.
A socialite and lifestyle blogger has had a major victory in court against the Australian Taxation Office over her $4.5m mansion.
Kanye West’s latest social media rant has prompted Australia’s Anti-Defamation Commission to write to Spotify Australia and Apple Music.

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The unmasking of two fake lesbian bloggers has shown that heterosexual men are deeply fascinated and wildly confused by gay women. They need a man's guide to being a lesbian
What lesbians like: did either of the hoax lesbian bloggers actually check what they were supposed to be into? Photograph: Guardian composite
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S traight men have long had a fascination with lesbianism. Tap the word into Google and you can see the range of porn available, from "Naughty girls sharing their Huge Toy", to "Vicky and Nea need no men". I have lost count of the number of times men have asked me what I "do in bed". They can't imagine sex without a penis being around somewhere, which is presumably why so many lesbian-fanciers offer to help out in the bedroom.
Once, on my way home from a party with a girlfriend, I was asked by a passing motorist if we would consider putting on a sex show for him in the back of his car while he watched. Our state of inebriation was such that all he would have got for his money was a bit of snoring possibly interrupted by puking, so we declined out of courtesy.
Male fascination with things Sapphic is usually born out of total indignation that we do not desire the male form. They are genuinely shocked that women can have fun together when we, as one charmer once said to me, "have no genitals". I still laugh at the memory of a lesbian comedian saying during a gig: "It's not that we dislike penises, we just don't like them on men."
I have been told that I am a lesbian because I have yet to find the right man. If finding the right man was a prerequisite of heterosexuality, we would soon be extinct.
But things seem to have got out of control lately with mens' obsession with lezzerism. First the blog supposedly written by a lesbian from Damascus was found to have been written by a man living in Scotland , and then it turns out that Paula Brooks, the editor of the lesbian news website LezGetReal, is a retired Ohio military man and construction worker . What is going on? Do we not have enough lesbian writers without having to make them up? Do I need to churn out more diatribes?
Being an out and proud lesbian with a public profile, I often get slated by men who take umbrage that I am not exactly their type for a sexual fantasy (the male version is either a woman so butch she could kick-start her own vibrator, or a Katie Price-type with extra large boobs, three-foot-long tongue and additional fingers). One accused me on his blog of "lezzering on again" after hearing me on Radio 4. I was surprised because the item he was referring to was about the cost of car insurance for women.
Another Guardian writer, Cath Elliott , is often assumed to be a lesbian by men who take offence at her dislike of rapists and sex murderers. She once got so tired of comments posted on her blog asking her about her short hair and lack of makeup that she told them we both run a lesbian militia training school in the countryside for straight women.
Men make bad lesbians, but with some effort they could be more convincing. Who better to run a lesbian school than me? I have 34 years' experience and have never wavered or lost interest in the topic. Let's start with the basics:
Do not bring flowers on your first date: bring your toothbrush and your cat.
Immediately become a vegetarian and move to Hebden Bridge or Brighton.
Learn to love dancing out of time to I Will Survive, Free Nelson Mandela and I Am What I Am.
Buy a turkey baster. Do not use for basting turkey.
Go to Ikea and Homebase every weekend with your girlfriend, where you will bump into numerous other lesbian couples. Argue in public but come home with drill bits and a self-assembly wardrobe.
Fill wardrobe with the following: matching kagouls; Fred Perry shirts; ill-fitting jeans; Dr Martens shoes; rock-climbing gear; track suits.
Have your hair cut short, and fashion a parting you could drive a Ford Cortina (a car often driven by your "classic" lesbian) down. This is an important lesbian signifier.
Acquire a selection of boxsets to watch while snuggled up in the evening, such as Prisoner Cell Block H, Bad Girls, The L Word, and Lip Service. Pour scorn over The Killing of Sister George, Notes on a Scandal and The Kids Are All Right (because Julianne Moore – who you must fancy, by the way – slept with a man). Do not display copies of Sapphic Hotties 2 or Stunning Beauties in the Pool of Lesbian Lust.
Fancy Jodie Foster and Sigourney Weaver. Drool over Mary Portas and pretend you are friends with Sue Perkins.
Read Val McDermid, Stella Duffy and Sarah Waters. Display an original copy of The Well of Loneliness on your shelf, below a painting of Frida Kahlo.
Go to salsa or line-dancing classes.
Learn Spanish but take your holidays on Lesbos or in Hebden Bridge, where you will see half of north London.
Don't say: "Who wants to be the man tonight?"

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