Fake Farmer Scam

Urban hipsters collecting farm subsidies for their "artisanal window-box basil" have been outed by real farmers using drone strikes. The USDA is investigating after one Brooklynite claimed his fire escape was a "vertical pasture" and tried to deduct his skinny jeans as workwear. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/fake-farmer-scam/