Faggot Destruction

Faggot Destruction
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I'm certain I'm not telling you anything you don't already know when I say that the world is full of faggots. Be they wimps, pussies, or dorks, there are myriad faggots among us, though it may not be immediately obvious who they are and, in many cases, the faggots themselves—with their stupid hair and scrawny frames—may not even realize that they are such.
This is why I propose a two-tiered approach to this dilemma: first, let us clearly identify who the faggots are, and second, inform said faggots of their faggot status.
As to the initial step, it is a relatively straightforward one, as there are a number of telltale signs to distinguish the faggot from the non-faggot, i.e., you, me, your bros, etc. For instance: if he is wearing sports paraphernalia from a team other than the team we favor; if he is wearing clothes that are not sports-related at all; if he is holding a book or, worse yet, reading it. We must be mindful of whether he has faggoty hair or clothes or appears to be in the presence of faggots exhibiting these traits.
Perhaps the most crucial faggot determinant is whether the person in question is clearly not a member of our group or party and we do not recognize him. This rule is applicable in almost every situation, from a sporting event, to a crowded bar, to a McDonald's parking lot, to a moment in which we are feeling not entirely secure in our masculinity. It is a good rule, and may be applied liberally.
Faggots are known for getting their asses kicked. Should you suspect that someone you encounter is a faggot, the best strategy is to push him in the chest and ask, at a high volume, the following question: "What are you, some kind of faggot?" This will immediately alert the non-faggots around you that there may be a faggot in the area. If the would-be faggot responds to the challenge with anything other than a counter-shove accompanied by yelling, then you know that you have positively identified an authentic and verifiable faggot.
To be clear, I am not referring to male homosexuals—although they certainly count as faggots and are probably among the most faggoty of all the faggot categories. I am speaking of that most nefarious breed of know-it-all mama's boys who think they're better than you and threaten to destroy the comforting self-image you've spent your whole life constructing to conceal your deepest fears and vulnerabilities.
Once the faggot's status has been confirmed, the next step is to inform the faggot—and anyone else in the vicinity—that we have a faggot on our hands. This is most often accomplished by yelling "Hey, faggot!" "Hey, you stupid faggot!" or even the simple, elegant "Faggot!" Brevity is best when you have mere moments to convey the information—for example, when screaming it from a moving car to some faggot on the sidewalk.
After making it known to the faggot that he is a faggot, our task is essentially done. He will likely retreat homeward, in tears, made newly aware of what a faggot he actually is, and that he should, unless he's a total faggot, stop being such a faggot immediately.
Then we may rest knowing that we have successfully identified a faggot (or, as the word is sometimes abbreviated, "fag") and informed him that he is one. But we cannot rest long. In fact, we must always be alert and on the lookout for faggots wherever they may be. For the world around us is indeed filled with a great many faggots, each of whom must be singled out and made aware of this fact.
Yet there remain a few among us who are unwilling to take up this task. Are you among them? Are you not brave enough to embrace the two-tiered system? If so, you must face a bitter reality: you, yourself, could be a faggot and not have known until right now. If this be so, we cannot help you. If you are a faggot, you should shut your fucking mouth and stay out of the way of non-faggots such as myself.
Because we don't have the time or the inclination to deal with your shit, you stupid fucking weak-ass fag. So fuck off, faggot, and go back to faggot-land where you belong.

How should faggots be executed? -

03-28-2010, 12:21 AM

Soon, Christians will take back this nation, and then it will be time to take out the trash.

So, how should we execute these filthy faggots?

WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

03-28-2010, 12:41 AM

You seem to be on the hateful side, friend.

A True Christian does not want to kill homersexuals, a True Christian wants to cure homersexuals so they can enter Heaven too.

We love homersexuals around here. If we didn't love them so much, we'd take the much easier road of being "tolerant" like so many liberals are. " Hey look, I'm tolerant because I don't care that you go to Hell "

Somehow, "tolerance" got elevated to a virtue. That's the true abomination here.

Be wary of false K u m b a y a Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name ? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works ?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

03-28-2010, 12:55 AM

As a good Christian I am against violence I feel homosexuals should be allowed to commit suicide. I am sure if a pastor sat down and explained how awful gays are to a gay the gay would agree he needs to be done in.

Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

03-28-2010, 04:01 AM

As a good Christian I am against violence I feel homosexuals should be allowed to commit suicide. I am sure if a pastor sat down and explained how awful gays are to a gay the gay would agree he needs to be done in.

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

03-28-2010, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Christian_Insurgent

Soon, Christians will take back this nation, and then it will be time to take out the trash.

So, how should we execute these filthy faggots?
Unsaved trash, atheist bulldyke scum

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 02:42 AM

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Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 02:46 AM

Don't we electrocute them by the testicles?

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 03:23 AM

Don't we electrocute them by the testicles?
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 03:36 AM

I'm a true christian, just like Pastor deacon Fred!
http://www.youtube.com/user/lbc4god#p/u/9/hZeHd4fumwI

Be gone from here, you LIEberal!

Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 03:44 AM

I'm a true christian, just like Pastor deacon Fred!
http://www.youtube.com/user/lbc4god#p/u/9/hZeHd4fumwI
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Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 03:55 AM

How can that DAUGHTER OF EVE call herself be a True Christian and oppose GODLY Pastor Deacon Fred?

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Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 04:01 AM

How can that DAUGHTER OF EVE call herself be a True Christian and oppose GODLY Pastor Deacon Fred?

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 02:41 PM

All those who voted that fags shouldn't be executed need to do a bit more reading:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. ( Leviticus 20:13 )

While True Christians™ should strive to cure homos of their perverse sins we can not forget that they still must be punished accordingly. Unrepentant homos should most certainly be killed, preferably by beheading or stoning.

Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Jeremiah Abernathy

While True Christians™ should strive to cure homos of their perverse sins we can not forget that they still must be punished accordingly. Unrepentant homos should most certainly be killed, preferably by beheading or stoning.

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Why so eager to kill? We prefer to cure gays here. We even have some cured gays in our Church.
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 05:16 PM

You cannot just pick and choose from the Holy Bible. You have to look at the entire Holy Bible. Which in this case also includes 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 .

And God does indeed make very clear he does not like gays. So how would curing gays not please God?

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

You cannot just pick and choose from the Holy Bible. You have to look at the entire Holy Bible. Which in this case also includes 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 .

And God does indeed make very clear he does not like gays. So how would curing gays not please God?
Location: I am glad I live in California where people are free to be themselves.

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 05:38 PM

homosexuals and other gendered people are just as entitled to the right to live the way they see fit as anyone else. shame on all the members here who dislike an individual based on their sexual attractions. everyone has a right to just be themselves without ridicule.

Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 05:40 PM

I don't see the difference here. Yet you say one is clear and the other is picking and choosing from the Bible.

Re: How should faggots be executed? -

04-03-2010, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

They both are clear. But since you refuse to read the entire Holy Bible you are missing important things here. Like 1 Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 which tell us we have to follow secular laws. Secular laws which unfortunately do not allow us to stone sinners. When our president gets replaced with someone who follows Biblical laws it will all become easier.

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