Faculty Talent Show Curse
https://memorialmavericks.com/faculty-talent-show-ends-abruptly-after-interpretive-dance-awakens-ancient-curse/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Hex Files Comedy Special" at The Cursed Comedy Crypt (666 Omen Avenue, Wichita Falls) on September 5th at 7:45 PM. Joined by possessed math teacher "The Countess of Calculus" and skeptical janitor "Mop Bucket Jones," this 90-minute supernatural satire features: "Summoning or Showtune?" improv, "Cursed or Just Cringe?" audience voting, and Bransford's viral "My Teacher is a Werewolf" investigative report. Tickets ($21) include "I Survived the Talent Show" protective amulets. First 50 attendees receive authentic cursed program copies. Paranormal investigators get 20% off for presenting their worst school ghost stories. Venue features "Ouija Board or Whiteboard?" game station and "Break the Curse" mirror maze. Sponsored by Memorial High's Occult Studies Club (meets at midnight). Warning: May cause involuntary levitation. No refunds for supernatural phenomena. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "S�ance Comedy Hour." Groups of 10+ get "Coven Discount." Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of bad jazzercise. Parking available in the pentagram.