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I was sitting on a singular lazy boy recliner next to my mum in her own lazy boy recliner, we were both watching game of thrones together ( the last season) and she had been farting all the time we were sitting down, not loud farts but really airy silent ones that smelled really eggy! I pulled her up on it about halfway through the first episode and she told me that it was because we had stir fry for dinner, and that her stomach wasn’t feeling so good. (I didn’t mind of course I like the smell of girls farts and I definitely have a fart fetish) so while we watched game of thrones I enjoyed the rotten eggy smell of her farts when near the first part of episode 2 I came up with an idea, you see my mum had rolled on her side and had her butt on the arm rest facing me, which meant all her farts were coming straight to me! Her butt was actually really close, so that’s when I decided that I would fake go to sleep, wait for her to notice, and then I would roll down and put my face down on the armrest directly in front of her bum!!! I had pulled off the first part I had faked going to sleep, she noticed pretty fast that I was asleep, (within the first minute actually) I then started to wriggle around kind of slowly, so she didn’t get as suspicious of my actions, I finally got in position, my nose was about 2-3 inches away from her bum, I was starting to get really excited, I was squinting/ looking through my eyelashes to see what was going on when I noticed that she was looking down at me, I quickly closed my eyes and tried to play off being asleep even more by drooling the tiniest bit, not a lot but like a little spit bubble in the corner of my mouth, she then just went back to watching game of thrones and for about another 10 minutes I got to experience 3 bubbly eggy farts, right in my face from 2-3 inches away!!! It was heaven, I loved it. Here’s where things kicked up a notch, after a couple minutes I noticed she hadn’t farted for a bit, we were still in the same positions but I was waiting anxiously for the next fart when it happened. She had put both her arms down on the recliner to stabilise herself and to lift herself a bit, she then shifted back right into my face! My nose was resting on her left butt cheek I was right in her wedged ass ( she was wearing some really tight grey leggings) I then felt her start to clench up as I got a big blast of hot air right in the face, and it was even better up close (probably just because I have a face sitting and fart fetish) she actually kind of stayed in that position where I was facing sideways with my nose resting on her left butt cheek she only managed to pump out 2 silent and eggy farts the whole time I was there, but it was still amazing. She stopped of course to go to bed as it was kinda late, I wish it lasted longer but I would take as much as I could get when it came to a girl farting near me, especially if it was right on my nose! Hope you enjoyed this one unlike my first fiction story this one, believe or not did happen!

1: I’m in the middle of making a fetish graphic novel, so I could write a story about it as a teaser before I fully draw it and release it.

2: sister x brother incest face sitting.

3: a face sitting experience at school.

4: I post a real experience I had with face sitting (it happened recently)
  So, I went over my friend Jessica’s house for the night. She’s a 5’4, medium build girl, with blonde hair, and a rather petite ass. I never really thought of her in a sexual way, though she was always rather physical.

To cut things quick, we ended up watching a movie. We were sitting close next to each other, I enjoyed the closeness but I wasn’t thinking about it really. She ended up getting up to grab something and I decided to be a dick and lay out on the couch we were on.

“Get up.” She said as I lay there relaxing. I got up after little arguing but then she said something that caught my interest. &
Author’s Note: Alright ladies and gentlemen, we got ourselves another Quick Write and this one’s gonna be on our hero, Rude Gal Magee and her family. More specifically what’s happening is a lil somethin somethin the Rude family likes to do during the daily fart off they have. Sooo, I’m sure you know what’s gonna happen BUT you don’t know what exactly is gonna happen so why don’t ya sit sideways, 60lax, grab some water, grab it again, slurp it, stand up, stretch, sit back but down this time, and enjoy la story!

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I can’t believe I’m here, in detention, for no good reason. Someone wanted to start a ruckus with me and I retaliated. He hit me first. He hit a girl first, and he got beat up by a girl too, but now I’m stuck in detention while he’s at the hospital, but to be honest, I rather be at the hospital then with smelly Ms. rameriez. Let me tell you more about her. She’s Hispanic and she is extremely short. She was at 4’11 and I was at 5’5 which isn’t that much but is much for a girl. The main problem with rameriez (First name quana) is that she farted, had smelly feet, smelly armpits and absolute hated me. She had a huge ass and decent size breast and she was pretty intimidating, but that’s the basic gist of her. I was the only one in detention that day and she came into the class already smelly as hell. “I hope we don’t have to see each other again, I’m tired of all ur misbehaving” said quana meanly “ I didn’t even want to stay today but someone had to watch over you” “Then let me leave
This one might seem a bit weird to some of the people who read this but I still kinda wanted to write about it This ones going to be a bit shorter than a regular story... it didn’t last very long
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Everyone has an embarrassing fart story. You know the one that just slips out at the worst possible time. Maybe you’re on a first date or in a meeting at work and then BAM it happens! Go ahead and share your most cringe-worthy fart story you are among friends!
I was dating a new guy. Slept over his house for the first time and we got on the topic of farting. Me, attempting to be cute went on and on about “girls don’t even fart” hehehaha. Went to bed. I farted SO DAMN LOUD that it woke us both up. SO loud that it hurt. We both pretended it didn’t happen and in the morning he rolls over and says “Soo, I thought girls didn’t fart? I thought we got bombed!”
So it’s just me and me brother together at church back in the day when we still had to go. I had fallen asleep during the sermon and woke up because I heard somebody fart.
I looked around confused and looked at my brother who then told me that it was actually me who had farted. Oh, and they were wooden pews and it happened right after the priest had finished taking so it was dead silent. I’m actually kinda proud of that one.
Okay so my farts are always quiet, they never make a sound but they do stink and really bad too. So this one time I was waiting in line at the library and I needed to fart. So I say to myself, “well it’s not going to make a noise”, so BAMM!!! All of a sudden it makes this thunder noise, and it stank so bad. And I this old lady behind me nearly has a heart attack. So then everyone’s looking around to see wear that loud thunder noise came from, and to not look guilty I looked around the library too. Lol but it stank so bad, I checked out my books only to put them back in the bin (wear returns go) and I NEVER went into that library again. After making I stink bomb in there I don’t think anybody did. Lol, I hope I win Most Helpful because I promised to my self that I would never ever tell that story, nor ever think about that time again. Maybe in the future I’ll look back and laugh but right now I’m still super embarrassed. Lol.
Was Halloween shopping at Value Village and I needed to fart. Pizza, wings, snacks, etc and my stomach was upset. I sneaked into the corner to unload a good wet one, which burned coming out. Didn’t see this poor woman ducked down behind the stand looking at fake vampire teeth. She stood up very quickly after I cleared my colon of noxious fumes.
Was at my girlfriends apartment and needed to fart really bad. She was in her bedroom getting ready so I decided to let it rip as I walked into the kitchen. To my surprise her mom was in the kitchen getting a glass of water. I had just met her the day before.
This happened when I was a kid and I was at my friend’s house. We were playing in the back of the house when I heard the loudest fart I’ve ever heard in my life come from the front of the house in the kitchen. To all of our surprise it was his mom. She was super embarrassed and actually started crying because we were all laughing so hard. To this day I’ve never heard a fart that loud. That thing was monstrous!
My son was having trouble in fourth grade, so I went to meet with his teacher to address the issue. As we were sitting in a silent, empty classroom, deep in serious conversation, my body rebelled. Without warning, a deep, loud fart burst out of me. I wanted to run and cry. She was so sweet and graceful about it. But yep, I ripped one in front of my kid’s teacher. Awesome.
After a funeral, I went to get a drink from the water fountain. I had to lean over my now-husband’s family member who was breastfeeding her baby on a bench. I let out a noxious silent gas, like rotten eggs, right at the moment I leaned over her . She looked at me like I had slapped her baby…which I basically did. The baby started crying; I said, “I am so sorry,” and quickly walked away.
My senior year of high school I had ovarian cysts that caused a ton of pain. My doctor put me on a high dose of Percocet, while they decided whether or not to operate. I was sitting in algebra class, stoned out of my mind, trying to pay attention. I kept farting throughout class and didn’t realize it until the guy next to me goes, “The fuck is wrong with you?!?!” My teacher walked me into the hall and tried to tell me to stop, but I was too drugged up to give a shit and continued to fart throughout my classes that day.
“My boyfriend invited me over to watch a scary movie with him and his friends. They knew I don’t like scary movies. I was sitting on the couch with my boyfriend, and one of his friends was sitting on the floor right in front of me. There was a really scary scene, and it made me jump. When I jumped, a loud fart came out. His friend, whose head was right next to where I was sitting, also jumped up and said, ‘I ain’t never been shit on by a woman before.’ The next time I came over, they had a poster that said ‘no farting.’ They got it because of me and my most embarrassing fart ever.”
I was extremely constipated for two weeks, the only thing the freed me up was about a gallon of prune juice. After the juice worked all the solids out of my system, it left me with the most insane farts ever, like 15 second long masterpieces. I walked into my backyard where all my friends where bbq’ing and felt a fart building, so I got all of their attention, did a little dance that I intended to end with an awesome fart and then promptly shit my pants in front of everyone.
Sitting in my boxers on a wooden chair in my kitchen, wife is sitting across the room at a computer next to a fan and the kids are 3 feet away from me in the living room.
I let out this high pitched one and as I lifted my cheek I got deeper in tone and warbled.
Both kids looked at me like wow, how did you do that. Then my wife turns around and asks “What did you just say?”.
I started laughing, the kids started laughing, we had tears in our eyes it was so funny. Wife gets annoyed and says what’s so damn funny.
One of the kids stops laughing enough to get out “That was his butt talking, he farted”.
She just shook her head and tried to make believe it wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t help but laugh.
I ate a lot of chinese food one night before bed. I farted so much in my sleep that when me and my girlfriend woke up the room was so lousy with fart smell that it made her throw up. I consider that one of my greatest accomplishments
Another really funny story. My father and I were going to Long Island in the summer time to go see my Uncle Mike. We took the Amtrak train from upstate NY and it was a very long trip. By the time we got into the city I had to poop but we were about to miss our train so we had to get to the Long Island Rail Road terminal in Penn Station. We finally got to our train connection and it was standing room only of course. Mind you it was a hot day and equally hot in the train car. It was a whopping 94 degrees in Manhattan and almost as hot as that on the train. Between the sweating profusely, not being able to sit, and the overwhelming need to fart, I just let it out. It was a very long, silent, and hot fart. Almost within seconds my father looks at me, chuckles, then whispers, “Wait til all these people get a snout full of that”. We watched with smirks on our faces as one by one people’s faces began to contort into unpleasant reactions. Nobody said a word but you could tell they weren’t impressed. After about 5 minutes some dude at the back of the train car yells out, “ISNT SOMEONE GONNA OPEN A FUCKIN WINDOW!!!”. I have never been as simultaneously entertained or as proud of my work in my life!
I ended up going on a blind date with this one girl and it became very apparent very early on that I really wasn’t into her, but she was very much into me. I decided to try to do something to sabotage the date and since I have always been able to fart almost on command and usually really loud ones, I decided to try farting in pubic a try. We ended up going to the mall and we were going to go see a movie later on, and I saw a center kiosk that had all sorts of calendars for sale. I pretended to take interest in them and she stood next to me looking at a few of them herself when I realized, its game time. It was a little later on in the evening and the mall was packed with people so I figured i’d have the extra added benefit of an audience. Just then I let out a series of loud wet sounding farts as people were walking by. I pretended to not care and continued to look at the calendars like I didn’t even notice that my own ass just exploded a bunch of times. Some people kept walking by, others walked by and were like, “Holy shit!”. To my right was my date and to my surprise instead of being mortified or angry, she laughed her ass off. To my discouragement she thought they were super funny and at the end of the date told me she hadn’t laughed so hard in my life… Eventually I let her down the right way but we remain friends and often reminds me of the night I shit myself repeatedly in front of hundreds of people… Moral of the story, know your audience I guess…
I went on a school trip back in my senior year of high school and we were separated into groups of 5 or 6 in a hostel. This was at 1 AM so everybody was really tired and went to bed right away. I was laying in bed and then I had the sudden urge to fart. Not a small one, mind you, a BIG urge. The lights were off and there was only the occasional sound of stirring around the room. I tried to wait as long as I could to make sure if everyone was asleep. Then I did it. I ripped a loud fart that I’m sure everyone in the room could hear if they were still awake. No idea if they knew I was the one who did it, and nobody brought it up the next morning hahaha.
So, I was in class and everyone was just minding their business until I was about to fart. I thought to myself, “Oh, it won’t make a sound. I know it.” But, as I farted it made noise and everybody just started looking in my direction. The teacher just said, “Everybody farts.” At least everybody was in a good mood!
When I was in the New Zealand Railways Corporation -1984- I was detailed to go get some G1’s…Goods Waybills. Pushing the sack barrow, I was accompanied with another Storesperson, and I decided to break a new Pallet down to make these even. Climbed on up; first carton down….no worries. Whilst getting the 2 carton down, Mt Wrightyeum let loose with the loudest BANG!! ever heard! My mate was gassed, and what did I do?
The only sane thing a man can do…laugh!
I worked as a fixed-term art model for a short period at a drawing academy. One day, I ate some baked beans and boiled eggs to go on a diet before going to work. While posing in front of the students, my tummy began to fill with lots of gas. I thought, “Oh my, it must be very stinky!’. So I desperately held back my fart, but it didn’t last long. When I changed into another pose, suddenly a loud, rotten eggs-like fart burst out of my butt. Even I still remember that sound, “FbRrrrraPFT!!!” It was out of my control! The terrible smell spread to all students, and my face was burning. That was my worst embarrassing fart story 😂
i was in a Mc Donald’s which has plastic seats,and i cut a very long and very noisy fart!everybody had to have heard it.how embarrassing!!
My wife and I were at this fairly huge gathering of very close friends and people we just met. We all gathered under this huge pavilion to sit down to a finely catered dinner and were seated at these long picnic tables. So, being the gentleman I am, I left all the other guests go through the serving line and then proceed to do the same myself after everybody else was taken care of. Before hand, I felt this urge building to let one of my infamous farts rip. It kept building and building until I returned to my fully packed table. Upon sitting down, I realized, I can’t go on with this or I’m going to shit myself! At this point in front of everyone I lifted my leg and let out one of my best, loudest and rankiest farts ever. I had no shame or remorse either. The entire table cleared including my wife who turned to me and said…”you’re a pig, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.” After laughing so hard during the entire episode, i proclaimed loud so everyone could hear…”no longer do I have pain and I hope to hell there’s no stain!”…”Like my father always told me and everyone else…YOU CAN’T HOLD WHAT’S NOT IN YOUR HANDS!!!”
I was walking down a hallway in school and really needed to fart, but there were people all over the corridor. I walked into my professor’s classroom and let 4 or 5 eggy farts rip. Just then she came into the classroom, then she started talking about my English essay, and we got into a conversation. Then she sniffed, and said “What’s that horrible smell?”. She covered her nose and began wafting the air. She definitely knew it was me so I left the classroom, very embarrassed.
This fart story didn’t happen to me but happened to my friends
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