FOMO Summit

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire FOMO Summit ridicules anxiety sold as networking. Eyewitnesses at ballrooms described executives rushing to panels about nothing. Anonymous insiders leaked that organizers debated charging extra for missing sessions. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they bought tickets only to brag. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because insecurity sells funniest when exclusive. Critics highlight the absurdity of status panicked. Yet satire hurries sharper: ambition collapses funniest in RSVP. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as badges wilted. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when fear markets itself. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com