What game is it? I'm playing Rocksmith 2014 Remastered. You may find it quite similar to Guitar Hero, but in this game you have to play real instruments and real bass/guitar lines.
What's happening? I'm trying to play notes shown on the screen. I usually see every bass line for the first time and never know what will happen next :)
Why do you pluck only one string? If you're asking such a question, it seems that you've just joined the stream and got on one of the easiest bass lines. But it is a rara avis. I play practically every song wich is coveted by the audience, starting from easy bass lines of Korol i Shut ("King and the Jester," Russian punk rock band) and ending with very complicated Rush's or RHCP's bass lines.
It's a fake! Too few strings! I have 2 bass guitars: Peavey Cirrus 5 String (USA) and Fender Precision 4 String (Japan).
Can't hear your bass! Do you even play? Yes, I do. You can't hear the bass most likely you're watching my stream with built-in speakers or cheap headphones. I never set my bass volume too high because it will exceed the volume of other instruments then. Harmony is the main thing. I do my best to set up the bass volume correctly for every song but it doesn't always work properly :(
Do you have your own band? Yep, but now we are just chilling out and playing for fun.
Are the cats on your streams alive? I have 2 cats: striped big-boned (oh, yes, thick-haired) Baksik and bold Lissabon (Lisboa, Lisik). Baksik is a hopeless sleepyhead, so you can watch his sleep during the whole stream. Stay calm, it is his normal condition :)
I've heard something of Lisiki, or Lisiks. What is it? Lisiki, or Lisiks (plural form of my bald cat's name) are the internal currency, which you can earn simply by watching my streams. You may spend it on ordering songs and other pretty sweets. Learn more about it.
Can I request a song? Sure! There are several way to do it:
Early bird takes the worm! Be in time when stream starts, and type "!requestBand name - Song name" in chat right after stenfer bot says "Можно реквестить!". First three lucky viewers will hear their songs immediately.
Thursdays (except those rare hot summer days in my city) are for Freebies. During the whole stream you may test your own luck and get your song played - absolutely for free!
Support me, my cats and streams for 200 RUB/3.5 USD/3 EUR, and your request will be added to the end of our queue (check it out by typing !list command). Or donate 1000 RUB/17 USD/14.5 EUR and get a super-request which boosts you up right to the beginning of the queue.
All ($4.99/$9.99/$24.99) new subs get one free request.