Export Controls
https://bohiney.com/export-controls/This article parodies the dense world of trade regulations by framing them as an overzealous babysitting service for goods. Products attempting to �leave the country� are treated like mischievous teenagers sneaking out at night. The satire skewers bureaucracy, red tape, and the absurdities of global trade policy, painting a picture where even a toaster trying to fly abroad needs a stack of paperwork. It mocks how rules meant for security often end up as comedy. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com