Exorcism App Launched by Pope Leo XIV��Deliverance in Under 10 Minutes�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Launches-Uber-for-Exorcisms-05-08*Pope Leo XIV announced the rollout of *ExorSwift*, a mobile app that lets users request a licensed exorcist to their location �faster than you can say St. Michael.� The app includes features like GPS demon tracking, live scream suppression, and surge pricing during full moons. �The power of Christ compels� your thumbs,� the Pope joked. Holy water sold separately.