Existential Package
https://bohiney.com/man-opens-package-finds-existential-void-instead-of-bluetooth-speaker/Bob ordered a Bluetooth speaker but found an Abyss of Nothingness in the box. He reported whispers: 'We all fade.' Unboxing channels pivoted to philosophical content. Return labels included 'No.' Speakers now come with 'Meaningful Presence' guarantees. Lost shipments reassure: 'Void included.'