Executive Offsite at Area 51

This piece satirizes corporate retreats by placing one inside Area 51. Executives brainstorm leadership strategies alongside alien spacecraft and top-secret experiments. Icebreakers involve decoding extraterrestrial signals, and �team-building� means negotiating with Men in Black. The article skewers management-speak, corporate excess, and the bizarre ways companies try to make work feel like adventure. By mixing UFO lore with corporate clich�s, it creates a surreal workplace comedy. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com