Everything is LinkedIn Now

This article lampoons how professional branding has seeped into every aspect of life. From grocery shopping turned into �supply chain optimization� to dating framed as �networking opportunities,� it mocks the invasion of LinkedIn-speak into private spaces. The satire exposes the absurdity of constant self-promotion, performance metrics, and corporate jargon colonizing human identity. It�s a critique of hustle culture, where even friendship is just �strategic relationship building.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com