Every Sperm Is Sacred

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Introduction
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Fish Introduction
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Meaning of Life







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Birth
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Frying Eggs
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Protestant Couple
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Adventures of Martin Luther
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Sex Education
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Trench Warfare
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The Great Tea of 1914-18
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Fish
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Terry Gilliam’s Intro
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Accountancy Shanty







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Zulu Wars
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The Dungeon Restaurant
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Live Organ Transplants
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The Galaxy Song







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Mr. Creosote







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The Grim Reaper
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Dedication (To Fish)
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[DAD] There are Jews in the world There are Buddhists There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them I'm a Roman Catholic And have been since before I was born And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm You don't have to be a six-footer You don't have to have a great brain You don't have to have any clothes on You're a Catholic the moment Dad came Because Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate [CHILDREN] Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate [GIRL] Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found [CHILDREN] Every sperm is wanted Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood [MUM] Hindu, Taoist , Mormon Spill theirs just anywhere , But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care [MEN] Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great [WOMEN] If a sperm is wasted,... [CHILDREN] ...God get quite irate [PRIEST] Every sperm is sacred [BRIDE and GROOM] Every sperm is good [NANNIES] Every sperm is needed... [CARDINALS] ...In your neighbourhood! [CHILDREN] Every sperm is useful Every sperm is fine [FUNERAL CORTEGE] God needs everybody's [MOURNER #1] Mine! [MOURNER #2] And mine! [CORPSE] And mine! [NUN] Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain [HOLY STATUES] God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain [EVERYONE] Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite iraaaaaate!
“Every Sperm is Sacred” is a musical theatre number from Monty Python’s final film “The Meaning of Life.” . The purpose of the song is to ridicule the Catholic church’s encouragement of its members to avoid birth control, thus producing more children and indoctrinating more people into the church.

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Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Every Sperm is Sacred is a song from the movie Monty Python's The Meaning of Life ,
later released on the album Monty Python Sings . Michael Palin and Terry Jones wrote and performed the sketch and the lyrics.

The song is a savage satire of Catholic teachings on reproduction which forbid masturbation and contraception by artificial means.

The sketch is about a Catholic man (Dad, played by Michael Palin ), his wife (Mum, played by Terry Jones ) and their 63 children, who are about to be sold for medical experimentation purposes because their parents can no longer afford to care for such a large family. When their children ask why they can't use contraception or sterilization, Dad explains that this is against God's wishes, and breaks into song, the chorus of which is:

The production in The Meaning of Life is quite visually elaborate, choreographed by Arlene Phillips to a storyboard by director Terry Jones . The hearty and cheerful nature of the musical number is counterpointed as the children are marched off to their fate after the song ends, singing a dour rendition of the chorus. The song is considered to be a parody and also takes a lot of influence from the song " Consider Yourself " from the musical, Oliver!


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