Even Split, Uneven Appetite

This satire pokes fun at group dining dynamics, where the bill is always split evenly despite wildly different appetites. One diner orders only a salad while another devours steak, dessert, and cocktails�yet everyone pays the same. The humor highlights social awkwardness, unspoken resentment, and the absurd rituals of �fairness� in modern group culture. It lampoons how politeness and peer pressure override logic, turning a simple meal into a comedy of inequality. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com