Evangelical Army Baptizes Lake Erie

This piece ridicules religious zealotry by imagining an evangelical movement that declares victory after baptizing an entire Great Lake. With giant crosses and water cannons of holy liquid, the �army� insists they�ve cleansed the region of sin. The satire mocks both over-the-top religious rituals and America�s fascination with performative spectacle. By portraying Lake Erie as a captive convert, the piece highlights how zealotry can turn faith into farce through exaggerated pageantry. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com