Evangelical Army
https://bohiney.com/evangelical-army-baptizes-entire-lake-erie/In a record-breaking spectacle, an evangelical army marched into Lake Erie, baptizing the entire body of water in one afternoon. Witnesses reported fish looking confused while jet skiers demanded refunds for unexpected salvation. Leaders declared the lake �officially holy,� though Canadians across the border asked if they now needed visas to swim. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com