Eusexua Fever
https://bohiney.com/eusexua-fever-sweeps-electra-texas/Electra, Texas, is battling a mysterious �Eusexua fever,� said to spread through gossip, handshakes, and shared church potlucks. Locals report symptoms of spontaneous line dancing, uncontrollable flirting, and the urge to shout �yee-haw� during funerals. Health officials insist the cure is �less Facebook, more hydration.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com