Ethereal Messaging And Missed Appointments

A new communication trend called �ethereal messaging� is leaving users confused. Instead of sending text messages, participants whisper intentions into crystals and hope the energy reaches its recipient. Advocates claim it�s more authentic, though critics note it�s also why Brenda missed her dentist appointment. Tech analysts warn it could replace email in startups desperate to appear mystical. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com