Eternal Youth Supplements

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Eternal Youth Supplements parodies immortality sold in pill bottles. Eyewitnesses at pharmacies described seniors sprinting for gummy vitamins. Anonymous insiders leaked that lobbyists debated FDA approval through TikTok. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they trusted packaging more than doctors. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because fear wrinkles funniest when commercialized. Critics highlight the absurdity of eternity chewable. Yet satire swallows sharper: vanity collapses funniest in capsules. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as wrinkles marketed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when death comes with flavoring. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com